Parker
 

J-Lo teams up with Statham for one of "his" style movies. Decent.

Side Effects
 

Nicely Done. Recommended.

Numbers Station
 

Average. I have definitely seen better spy movies.

A Good Day to Die Hard
 

Nice mindless fun. Welcome addition to the series.

Dunno how I missed it before, but I found this in my collection. Not what I thought it would be.

What a trainwreck. Hey, let's take every cheesy 80's rock song and make it into a musical. I'm pretty sure every song was sung by the actual actors and they used autotune on everyone. Avoid at all costs (unless you love Julianne Hough like I do) :eek:

The Last Stand
 

I would not have balked at paying to see this. But, I didn't.

Welcome to the Punch
 

The island people can do a good movie too.

Star Trek Into Darkness
 

I must admit, I'm definitely a ST fan (although I do like SW 4-6 and the animated Clone Wars).

I won't give anything away.

This is definitely a great movie, especially because there's much less lens flare. God, I hate lens flare.

I went into this move without having seen, read or heard any of the speculation.

The actors definitely have a good chemistry going. The plot is believable and I like how the "new universe" twists things up but not too radically.

This movie is definitely better than the last one and unlike Ironman 3, did not leave me "wanting something else".

The IMAX 3D is freaking great and subtle in many cases. Not the 80's/90's horror movie jump off the screen crap, just very life like.

I will go see this a few more times before it leaves the big screen.

Sadly I am watching 300 right now. What a bad movie. Barf.

Sparta hatin' Mofo!

1942
 

2.5 hrs of pitiful.

Snitch
 

Based on a true story. The war on drugs is a joke.

Dark Circles
 

I ignored most of the movie and all of that damn baby crying through the whole
time. Prolly gonna have to watch this one again.

TPB-AFK
 

Required for all Park Benchers.

Saw it this morning. Not as good as 1 but a little better than 2.

Have to stay till the middle of the credits for probably the funniest part of the movie.

West of Memphis
 

Documentary detailing a sloppy attempt at justice. Infuriating.

Jack the Giant Slayer
 

Modern Jack & the Beanstalk. Good Job. Take the kids.

Blood
 

Melodramatic dirty cop movie.

The Place Beyond the Pines
 

This is a good movie + Eva Mendes.

EPIC 3d
 

Took the kiddo to see this Disney flick. Thoroughly entertaining!!:fuckyou

Absolut Deception
 

Absolute Mediocre: Not bad, not good.

Way better than the Matt Damon ones.

Dead Man Down
 

Awesome plot. Most of the movie at night. Sometimes couldn't see shit.

The Call
 

Other than Halle's clown hair and none butt-nakedness, this is recommended.

funny, but not as funny as it could have been. they needed to leave some of the plot bullshit out

Lore
 

What happened when the Fuhrer's lights went out? Telling tale of a German
family's plight. Sorta melancholy until you think about the other side of things.

Sneak preview tonight

Funny movie.. go see it if you liked Pineapple Express

Hangover Part III
 

Better than 2. Pretty fucking hilarious at times.

Phantom
 

Hate movies with Russians with American accents. This started slow but grew on
me as it progressed. Apparently, some of it is true but classified. Ask the NSA and
Stantz, they know.

Decent trek flick. Took me till the end of the movie to see that it was a remake ;)
JJ is the new M Night

No One Lives
 

Bad people meet crazy. Crazy wins. Better than expected.

We saw this in Imax 3D Friday; the imax was awesome, but the 3D was pretty much pointless. Loved all of the flashback stuff with Costner as Pa Kent, and Henry Cavill makes a great Superman. A little disappointed in the rest, but I had such high hopes it was bound to be a little disappointing. All in all good flick, definitely better than Superman Returns.

7.5 out of 10

1.7 IMDB Rating? Sign me the fuck up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91XZLnakH1g

Free Preview. Lots of laughing. Typical straight cop/rouge cop funny movie.

Under African Skies
 

The Reluctant Fundalmentalist
 

Imagine picking a side but in all actuality neither side wants you.

Hard not to top SR, but I thought it was great by itself. I'd definitely go to a sequel if it was the same cast/director. Zach Snyder did a great job.

9/10 for me

Breach
 

Watch it sober this time and understood what was going on. Would like to know
what his motive was since he was on fire for Christ and all.

The Gatekeepers
 

Israel is a country you want on your side, not against you.