hang out in the 3 political threads for a while. that should knock you out.

good night gorgeous. i'm headed to bed. and if you went right now, it would be almost like we went to bed together, only you'd get more sleep. :)

Amy why did you let that little homo off the hook so easy?

THat is so fuckin funny! WHen I first read this statement,I couldn't stop laughing for a couple of minutes.

Thanks for the laugh,I really needed it.

I am going back to bed.

I work part time at a coffee shop in the morning....Every damn time I try to sit down, another damn customer comes in....

Every damn time

I'll take my coffee now please... brb

Do you get all the free coffee and donuts you want?

That would make the job worth it in itself.

I love those chocolate eclairs,and maple glazed donuts are quite tasty too.

“Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?".”

Jack Handey

good morning fuckers. i have a coffee!! whoo hoo!

Good morning! I rarely drink coffee or tea,only when it's presented to me at someone's house.

But those flavored coffee's are good,and that hazelnut creamer is to die for,literally.lol

Tons of calories in those flavored creamers,but they are ever so tasty.