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idahotransplant 05-19-2008 02:21 PM

try a deep fried Oreo if you get the chance. There's a good possibility that if you eat more than one you will immediately have a heart attack, but it's worth it.

SexyLion 05-19-2008 02:22 PM

If I put corn batter on my Cock, can I call it a corn dog and sell it to kiddies at the county fair?

Shasturbator 05-19-2008 02:25 PM

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only if you deep fry it first...:eek:

SexyLion 05-19-2008 02:25 PM

If I get a male dog to lick PB off my junk does that make me gay?

Shasturbator 05-19-2008 02:36 PM

if two cats are fucking and you hurl a basketball at them from 20 feet away and hit bullseye, will they quit?

hell yeah they'll quit...(I did this yesterday)

rdc2007 05-19-2008 02:46 PM

I don't introduce myself to people with my name and sexual preference so why do gay people say, "Hi, I'm Bob, and I'm gay!"? Seriously. Think about it. "Hi, I'm RDC, nice to meet you. I fuck women."
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Marie-Eve Martinez 05-19-2008 02:48 PM

Why do I get delayed hangovers lately?? Am I waking up drunk still and the hangover comes on as the day goes on?

ata033 05-19-2008 03:10 PM

I chew my food like everybody else, so why do I only see the corn and peanuts when I poop?

Glen Quagmire 05-19-2008 03:48 PM

I got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section.

Loki 05-19-2008 03:54 PM

Why is it that big company's always name there products "New and Improved"? Was the product before it "Old and Crappy"?


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