Citizen's Motherfuckin Arrests

[scampr]

It's time to get the posse riled up again like a Palin speech hatefest!


Post your arrest warrants here for fucktards and noobs that need to spend a few nights in the block.


Rashday:
For failing to read the fuckin FAQ and failure to do a simple goddamn search and for ignoring corrections from DSF citizens trying to help him.

Exhibit 1: http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?p=153593#post153593

Exhibit 2: http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?p=152369#post152369

And yes I know he did go back and start coding some links. But he's still fucking it up. And he's still double posting.

And any other fucktards like jozlin who start their own amateur pic thread because their pics are too cool to go in the Amateur Pic Thread that already exists!

[Bam-Bam]

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I Agree - lock them up until they learn to follow the rules!

[staroffurby]

What a great idea, armoras deserves the same treatment! Fucking stupid cunts wrecking this place!:mad:

[Bam-Bam]

How about for n00bs who mouth off? Like oddjob here -

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10965

[TheSNakE]

Don't forget yaramon. Those 3 cunts, yaramon, rashday and armoras are all bots. fuck jail. BAN THOSE FUCKERS!

[wildebeast71]

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If you can't follow the FAQ or do searches, or continue to re-post material, or can not follow advice from veterans, code links etc. put them in jail or ban them.

[n2tattoos.lol]

i've even pm'ed rashday...the fucker.

[jizzay]

Why stop there, let's put in jail people who drive mini's, who you just find generally annoying or people who just disagree with you. Makes me happy Citizen arrests irl are not valid. Talk about overpopulating the prison system.

[n2tattoos.lol]

i think people with one nut should be jailed.

[MEGADOUCHE]

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I think they should be force fed T-Bone steaks slathered in A-1 sauce.

[jizzay]

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I think men who look like Mr Miyagi should be beaten with their mini's. Wish I knew one.

[Tablefor5]

Yeah!!!! Lets turn this damn forum into Cold War Russia!!!!!

[MEGADOUCHE]

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You keep your damn mouth shut, Morehart. Or it's the bread line for you!

[jizzay]

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I agree, let's just pull a citizen's arrest every time someone does something we don't like, eventually everyone will be there instead of in the forums.

[Randal Graves]

Ya'll should ask BC first to make sure he is OK with sending the tards to jail.

[MickC]

Maybe we could put them all into special "camps", deliver them by train, and spend a shitload on gas!

The mods could all wear little moustaches too :)

[Randal Graves]

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not me. I'm pretty sure everyone likes me. :rolleyes:

[scampr]

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so your defense of the douchebaggery that's been fuckin up our forums the past few days is to say let's jail N2?

This wasn't a call to arrest disagreeable people because that would lock up half of you immediately. The point was these people are fuckin around in the forums, doing things we explicitly don't want. Posting links with track backs for example is a REALLY bad idea. Surely you agree with that?
Double posting something that already exists is asinine and causes clutter and wasted bandwidth. That's not a good idea either.
Ignoring the helpful tips of your fellow DSFers shows lack of regard for the forum and pisses people off.
There are probably still people around who immediately jump in someone's shit at the very first mistake. Ask around and you will clearly find that I am not one of those people. If I am the first one on the scene I will try to be as helpful as POSSIBLE to a new poster. I don't chase them away and I appreciate anything anyone can contribute to the forums. But lately there seems to be a handful of folks who refuse to do it correctly and it jeopardizes the site we all enjoy, clutters it up and gets people pissed off and less likely to participate. If say, Brizell and FSMAK got so tired of sifting thru the fucked up section that we have for porn they quit coming back we might as well close that thread!! Or let's say Vivid or some big company decides to really start pursuing their legal rights. Do you think it would be a great idea to have a bunch of trackback links to Jesus' site?

I know we like to bust on each other in the random threads and no one here is complaining about people that frequent those threads. We are talking about the posting threads.


Try again jizz

[jizzay]

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Hell yeah! You are Randal "Muther Fuckin" Grave, who doesn't like you??

[MEGADOUCHE]

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You're okay, for a girl.

[jizzay]

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Who doesn't fuck around in the forums? I made that reference to N2 because he responded to my post, so go fuck yourself Mr. Cheney. The point I was trying to make was when we start putting people in for being annoying where does it end? Everyone wants to rant about censorship and all that it entails, then shut the fuck up when someone says something annoying in a thread. That is being a hypocrite, which I am sure you know all too well about. As for not listening to someone's advice or posting links, that is Lucas's job to patrol those. Your job is to be a bitch on here, so do your fucking job.

Try again, Scamp!

[scampr]

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I should have known better than to respond with logic, reason and decorum.


and just for the record you posted before N2
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[jizzay]

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That's all well and good, but my original point was if citizens start arresting people for annoyances then it breeds overcrowding and censorship. Lucas is the sheriff and he has the authority to jail people as he sees fit. Simmer down!

[MEGADOUCHE]

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God damn. I agree with Jizz. Wow. There's already a "Spammers spamming" thread.

[jizzay]

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Holy shit!! Thank you very much for agreeing. Some people are too self absorbed in their own opinions to see what they are calling for.

[n2tattoos.lol]

dogs are cool.

[jizzay]

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fixed that for ya!!

[MEGADOUCHE]

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Don't get carried away, dickhead. But I do agree that witchhunts can easily be taken too far. Report spam when you see it. Let Satan decide. If annoying ppl were reported and jailed, Neither you, nor I would still be here.

[amylikewhoa]

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how am i?





for a tranny?

[MEGADOUCHE]

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You're one smokin' tranny, betch.

[amylikewhoa]

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thanks. there should be less anger in here

[jizzay]

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Damn Summer's Eve, I thought we had a moment there until you ruined it. Fuckin whore.

[MEGADOUCHE]

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I love you too, sweetie.:)

[TheSNakE]

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you just don't get it. No one here is talking about people being annoying or you would have been on the list. We are talking about spamming bots who clutter up the forum with spam and refuse to follow simple forum protocol. They have been asked to do it right over and over again and they completely ignore the requests. Have you ever seen the three I mentioned respond to a post? No, because they are bots. They are not here to share with the group, they are here to make money. Get rid of them.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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yeah! down with bots!!

[n2tattoos.lol]

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hey! i no chinese-a! :mad:

[jizzay]

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No you don't get it. It's not yours, mine or their jobs to say who should be in "jail". It's the owner and moderator.

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next time read before you open your cock hole.

[MEGADOUCHE]

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Little typo there...

[TheSNakE]

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ok got me there. Fuck you anyway. You and your spammy buddies can go suck each other off

[maxbailey]

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Don't forget the nice uniforms and jackboots.

[jizzay]

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aww, tuck and run. What a pussy bitch!

[admiral]

While I see both of your points, isn't this thread just like the spammers spamming thread?

Just because people post that they want someone thrown into the DSF jail is it going to happen? No. Satan will probably look in here to see who is causing problems and investigate. I think that the snake made a very valid argument for Satan to look into what is going on in the porn forum.

[Trips]

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I agree with both of these not that anyone gives a shit.

BTW we already have a system for dealing with assholes, its called FLAMING.

[TheSNakE]

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lol who's running. I told you to fuck off and blow your boyfriends. maybe you should read the posts better

[TheSNakE]

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you're right. I just got fed up this afternoon.

[admiral]

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I have been fed up with the bots in the porn section as well. I feel your pain man. Bots messing with my porn viewing sucks.

[Moose_Thompson]

*Sigh*

I want my fun lovin fuckery back.

[BlackCrypt]

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Oh, that was so dern funny, my sides hurt. Really. L O L.

[Trips]

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The truthiest thing in this post FTW

[Randal Graves]

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I LOL'd at that one.

[Randal Graves]

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Thanks, I try.





Did that really offend you?

[BlackCrypt]

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Nope, not at all. It was a bit of a stretch though!

[Randal Graves]

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Meh, maybe. I won't push but it seemed appropriate considering you desire to defend trolls lately.

[BlackCrypt]

Not defending, just asking.

Seems fair to ask why people are in Jail, thats all.

No one ever told me why, so I dug myself. And still have no answers.

[jo_dile]

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Did I hear someone call me? LOL. I iz the fuckery. :D

[ms. cellany]

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Yeah Jo! Bring on the jodeliciousness! :p

[jo_dile]

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Hey Girl! Where ya been? :D lol

[ms. cellany]

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Ha, the same place you've been? Really really busy in general and also tired of all the bickering in here? But you bring me out of hiding, and back to the fuckery. :D

[MEGADOUCHE]

My fuckery hand is Strong.:rolleyes:

[Frothy Afterbirth]

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Pffft, only 1 hand.

[MEGADOUCHE]

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Still better than two fingers.

[scampr]

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depends on the whiskey

[Kyle E. Coyote]

I know who I think we should throw in jail.

Kyle E. Coyote, the prick.

That guy is SUCH a douchenozzle. And what's with his name, anyway, is that supposed to be some kind of play on Wile E. Coyote, or were his parents just really high when they picked out a name?

This fucking bible-thumper is constantly polluting this site with his smartassery and neo-conservative ideals, and I just can't fucking stand him anymore.

Throw him in the clink.

[scampr]

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then we'd have to lock up ALL the crazy people. I prefer we stick to the morons who are spamming our filesharing threads and refuse to fix their trackbacks, post shit that has already been posted, refuse to do simple things like use the search feature and ignore all the fine gents who try to help them fix their shit. But mostly the trackbacks - I really like those.

[MEGADOUCHE]

i want to jail everyone who is stupid. including me. thank you.

[gallow737]

So much hate on these forums now.

[TheSNakE]

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I hate, hate

[MEGADOUCHE]

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For myself, I just want to have fun. If any of my posts seem political, it's only for fun. Shit happens. I come here to relax.

[TheSNakE]

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me too. I just hate spammers

[BlackCrypt]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4843/lovehatetattooay2.jpg

[MEGADOUCHE]

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you're torn I know. But believe me, everyone here just wants to move on...