The first ever PEOPLE Magazine Awards in Beverly Hills 12/18/14

These people don't have enough to stroke their egos, so what's one more awards for nothing ceremony!

Who cares, it's an excuse to advertise themselves with their cleavage.

And if you do care, here's what they were awarding and who won.

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Movie Performance of the Year – Actress
Jennifer Aniston

Breakout Star of the Year
Billy Eichner

Television Performance of the Year – Actor
Jon Hamm

Comedy Star of the Year
Kevin Hart

Role Model
Kate Hudson

On Screen TV Couple of the Year
Mindy Kaling and Chris Messina,

Movie Performance of the Year – Actor
Michael Keaton

Model of the Year
Karlie Kloss

Television Performance of the Year – Actress
Lisa Kudrow

Triple Threat
Jennifer Lopez

Next Generation Star
Chloë Grace Moretz

Hero of the Year Award
Nora Sandigo

Style Icon recipient
Gwen Stefani

PEOPLE’s Sexiest Woman
Kate Upton

If she's voted the "Hottest", shouldn't she at least be the hottest looking person at the party for it?

She fucks Ryan Phillippe.