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Old 07-08-2008, 05:05 PM
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Well since Bob Loblaw went to NY, salutationsb is going to Cabo and spbh26 is going to Israel ...all you guys were so helpful in telling them things to do/see.

I was hoping you guys could give me some ideas on what to get/do/see when i take my trip to...

the grocery store!!!

I was thinking of the usual eats, coupla 12 packs, dozen condoms, KY warming jelly, some cigs, some RID (cuz if Shasta come over i know my place will be infested with crabs). Was also thinking about a "fleshlight" even though i have no idea what it is but Bigmac keeps raving about them. Not sure if they sell those at my grocery store though...



I'll probably walk to the one around the corner from my place and i'll pass Mary Margaret the homeless woman that ALWAYS asks me for a cigarette and money and i'll stop and actually have a beer and cig with her just so i can listen to her ramblings. That'll be the highlight of my trip.

If anybody else has any other suggestions or tip on things to do around my neighborhood because i can't afford to travel.

Thanks!!
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:12 PM
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Well since you're asking, I am a fan of the frozen food section. Given the chilled air, you will most likely be greeted with some hard nipples. It would be ashame to venture to the grocery store and not see some good, hard nips. I would also recommend taking 20-30 minutes and reading the magazines for free rather than buying them. You could also possibly get a free dinner if you just sit and talk with the lady giving out free samples of whatever nasty shit they are serving today. I hope you find my ideas helpful. If that doesn't do it for you, I recommend just watching internet porn and imagining you're on vacation.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:22 PM
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I recommend fondling the melons in the produce section.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:25 PM
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I can fondle your melons at my house... doesnt have to be in the produce section...oh wait, are you an exhibitionist?

FUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:25 PM
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Stop by the Health and Beauty Aides isle, and try on the condoms.

If they give you shit, tell them you are with Quality Control, and there needs to be some further testing on those models.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:28 PM
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Go to where they keep the "cured ham"...start throwing them around yelling

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Ha, too funny. Lucas is in for one great trip to the grocery store. Only one though, 'cause I doubt they'll let you back in after this "vacation."
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We'll do a side-by-side comparison testing, my melons vs. the produce section melons. You can get away with anything as long as it's in the name of science.
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try turkey bowling. get one of the big ass frozen turkeys and just slide it as hard as you can into shit they stack in the aisles. that's always fun.
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