Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
wait wait wait...stop the vibing.
we? they? as in plural sexytime microphones? this was a group purchase?
say it SLF, say it.
and LOL @ Al. I wouldn't fuck him in the car seat either. Even considering that Paul Simon wrote a song about him and had Chevy Chase dance around in the video.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trips
8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."
Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
double standards are awesome. see, that sounds hot. but when I say, "SLF and I went shopping and we both bought the same pink fleshlight", it sounds creepy, doesn't it? Having a vagina must be radical.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trips
8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."
Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
god damn man, don't mention that movie or having watched it and then wanting to fuck an alien.....we'll get this whole thread shut down and then we'll have to whine about losing our posts, our slowly built e-status and hard work?*
*I love all the posters and appreciate their hard work...I just think it's funny as fuck that we're upset about having our stolen efforts 'stolen' back. And I'd gently weep at my desk if the grannies went away too.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trips
8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."
Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
birthday? national engineering week? my next wedding anniversary?
I see a million perfectly acceptable reasons for accepting a granny blowup doll as a present.
I would imagine it's hard to reproduce the 'hangers' of a granny on a doll though, eh? a loose pussy, gray hair, some wrinkles...sure....but to recreate the delicate sag of tit aging? only the picasso of pussy dolls could attempt that.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trips
8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."