05-17-2008, 09:00 PM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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Go go Gadget arms!!!!.....
damn. the beer is still way the fuck over there.
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You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they call them business socks.
05-17-2008, 09:06 PM
Moses is a nice guy.
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I drink because my kid cries.
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Damn, it has been a while!!
"You last visited: 01-19-2009 at 07:33 AM"
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go fuckyourself
05-17-2008, 10:56 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive... even with my military discount
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This rum is kicking my ass.
05-24-2008, 11:44 PM
Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
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Why does Portia De rossi think Ellen Degeneres is hot?
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I'ld lick her all up. A lot.
05-25-2008, 01:43 AM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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Why do I consistently check Perez Hilton's site even though I don't think he is funny and get mad at everything he writes? Does this mean I am retarded, and not in the good way how rappers say it?
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Not again you fucking assholes....
PMs, no emails.
05-25-2008, 09:27 AM
paris gave me herpes
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When do you think your childhood finishes...
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The Bottom Line...
05-25-2008, 09:36 AM
a True Sex Panther
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Glutton for punishment?
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It's got bits of Real Panther in it so you know it's good. "And they've done studies...60% of the time, it works every time ."
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Anchorman is probably my favorite movie EVER which means I love you.
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DAS is Back! and I love it!
05-28-2008, 03:38 PM
paris gave me herpes
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kill all leave nothin hahaha
05-29-2008, 01:04 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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how was I ever able to watch TV without a DVR? I can't remember...
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
05-29-2008, 01:05 PM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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Why not just call it a suck job, there is no blowing involved!!!
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