A new twist on an age-old question

[Omaplata]

I'm in no way claiming you're a sheep....and contrary to your assertions, I completely understand what you're saying......but I guess I just don't understand how such a meaningless person bothers you so much.....She's an idiot...no doubt about it.....I was simply saying you can't buy into everything you read....a lot of "stars" (using the term extremely loosely) put on a persona because they are paid to do so...that's all...no reason to get testy really

[bbanner]

1) Have dinner: Da Vinci

2) Smoke weed: Snoop, he must always have the best shit.

3) Watch a porno: Lela Star (pre-op)

4) Play golf: Adam Sandler

5) Sleep with: Kate Beckinsale

6) Go to a ball game: Jack Nicholson

7) Kick them in the crotch: Pete Wentz

8) Box/fistfight: Axl Rose

9) Kill: I dunno

10) Switch lives: Fernando Torres

11) Erase: Amy Winehouse

12) Wiretap/spy on: GW Bush

13) Play Guitar Hero: Jimi Hendrix

14) Drink with: Josh Homme

15) Skydive with: Richard Branson

[caesar273]

1) Have dinner: Bill Gates

4) Play golf: Brett Favre

5) Sleep with: Kari Sweet

7) Kick them in the crotch: Steve Jobs

8) Box/fistfight: Bruce Lee, just for the lessons

9) Kill: lee harvey oswald

11) Erase: Osama

13) Play Guitar Hero: Jimi Hendrix

14) Drink with: John Wayne

[cmetz]

1) Have dinner- my family

2) Smoke weed- my father b4 he passed

3) make a porno w/ - jenna haze

4) Play golf- tiger

5) Sleep with- roselyn sanchez

6) Go to a ball game- my grand father

7) Kick them in the crotch- bush

8) Box/fistfight- i'm a lover not a fighter, lol

9) Kill- no1

10) Switch lives- a woman to feel what sex is like on the other end

11) Erase- asshole cops

12) Wiretap/spy on- don't care to

13) Play Guitar Hero- anyone i could beat, i suck

14) Drink with- all my good friends

15) Skydive with- any good lookin female neked tryin to have sex

[Big_Dick_Hertzer]

1) Have dinner-Noam Chomsky

2) Smoke weed-Bob Marley

3) Watch a porno-Tiffany Taylor

4) Play golf-Adam Sandler

5) Sleep with-Rachel McAdams

6) Go to a ball game-Jon Stewart

7) Kick them in the crotch-George Bush

8) Box/fistfight-Floyd Mayweather

9) Kill-Osama Bin Laden

10) Switch lives-George Clooney

11) Erase-George Bush Sr.

12) Wiretap/spy on-Karl Rove

13) Play Guitar Hero-Stevie Ray Vaughn

14) Drink with-Dennis Leary

15) Skydive with-My Great Great Great Great Grandkids!

[Mr Handlebars]

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If you couldn't have Jayne, what about her daughter, Mariska Hargitay? She not as voluptuous, but you have to admit she has an inner beauty that rivals her mother.

[Mr Handlebars]

1) Have dinner - Albert Einstein

2) Smoke weed - Abbie Hoffman

3) Watch a porno - Marilyn Chamber

4) Play golf - Tin Cup (Character Kevin Costner played in the movie by the same name)

5) Sleep with - Elisabeth Shue

6) Go to a ball game - with my Dad. He could never make time for things like that.

7) Kick them in the crotch - Don King

8) Box/fistfight - My brother because I always let him win. But if I had to real meet someone in the ring for the experience, it would have to be either Bare Knuckler John L. Sullivan or the Brown Bomber, Joe Louis.

9) Kill - Adolf Hitler

10) Switch lives - with a mentally challenged person. To only have one thought going through my mind, instead of my brain going crazy all the time. It never wants to turn off. I envy them. Always have.

11) Erase - my childhood

12) Wiretap/spy on - wannabe nuclear powers, like Iran, North Korea, India, Pakistan and China. I would also include Russia, Israel and the United States in those concerns. I hope I didn’t leave anyone out.

13) Play Guitar Hero - Peter Frampton

14) Drink with - Benjamin Franklin

15) Skydive with - Swedish Bikini Team

[Kyle E. Coyote]

Okay, guess it's time for me to answer my own question.

1) Have dinner- Jesus. To talk to the guy with all the answers, even for a half hour....

2) Smoke weed- Gave that up 16 years ago.

3) Watch a porno- Some softcore star. Jesse Jane?

4) Play golf- Denzel Washington. What a class act.

5) Sleep with- Not even hard. Angelina Jolie, post-"batshit crazy goth girl" era, pre-"adopt everything in sight and popping out babies while sharing my views on politics and religeon while not getting naked in movies anymore" era. (So I'm picky. )*

6) Go to a ball game- Omar Visquel, the greatest player to ever grace the Indians' bench. Loyal to the team, staying for over over a decade when he knew damn well there was better money out there. He was a great guy on and off the diamond.

7) Kick them in the crotch- Kathy Griffin. Does this one even need explaining? (Ironically, if there was a 'Celebrity you'd most like have angry sex with' category, she'd win this too. Weird....)

8) Box/fistfight- Bill Maher. I'd tear that asswipe apart. Or Jesse Jackson.

9) Kill- Osama Bin Laden, easy.

10) Switch lives- Bill Gates, when he first got rich and retired at like age 25. I'd get three years of my life back, I'd gain 75 billion dollars over the next 20 years and all I'd have to do is get Lasex, bathe once in a while and start going to the gym. My mind, his money... perfection.

11) Erase- Hitler. Nobody in history has taken more innocent lives since Atilla the Hun. What the fuck is a Hun, anyway?

12) Wiretap/spy on- Barack Obama Bin Laden.

13) Play Guitar Hero- Dave Grohl.

14) Drink with- Who cares, I wouldn't remember anyway. I may already have drank with half the A list, I wouldn't know.

15) Skydive with- A random celebrity that's afraid of heights (preferably with bladder issues, also). I'd of course bring a camera.

*Right about... here:

[Trips]

I guess no one got my have dinner with karen carpenter. At 26 I feel old

[BigMac63]

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