The other night I had the lonely bug so I went to this bar. I saw this beautiful girl there. I'm thinking, "She's alone, I'm alone. Why not annoy the shit out of her?" So I walk over, I'm walking, I'm wearing clogs. And I notice she has a black eye, she has a shiner. I'm thinking, "Great. She doesn't listen." So two McNuggets, three beers, and 50 dollars later we're back at my house doing it doggy style. Not that I planned on it, that’s just how she passed out. Thank you slow gas leak.
__________________ And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
Last edited by Five Inch Taint : 01-07-2017 at 03:57 PM.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
Join Date: Aug 2009
I just realized my Xmas wish of madam boobies was not delivered by Santa. After Xmas and nothing I waited for Hanukah thinking maybe then it would happen nope nothing. Then I figured maybe Kwanzaa nope nothing then. So fuck white Santa,fuck Jew Santa and fuck Black Santa.