05-10-2009, 04:03 AM
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I would have been pissed too. Putting in her ass and nutting in it?!
05-10-2009, 09:47 AM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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Accidental anal FTMFW!!!!
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05-10-2009, 11:30 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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that is a fantastic story lol can only use the "accident" line once a lifetime
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05-10-2009, 11:55 AM
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it truly was an accident but i was joking with her earlier that night about her being drunk enough to do some anal, thats the part that backfired. the both being drunk and she being about to come made her twitch and that was where the prob started id say
05-10-2009, 02:05 PM
This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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Aha! So it was
her fault!
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05-10-2009, 11:54 PM
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her fault for having the sexy inviting balloon knot.
05-11-2009, 04:33 AM
Leading the heard to the local titty bar.
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Aaaah thats a balloon knot....I must have an innocent mind.
05-11-2009, 09:39 PM
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DSF was the first place I heard it used like that too. It's daintier than saying asshole.
05-11-2009, 10:11 PM
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But not as fun as saying chocolate starfish
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05-12-2009, 08:00 PM
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last night i got it, i opened up my lunch in the morning and she had a note asking for sex taped to a granola bar. so i gave her a modified pile driver, i lost 5-1
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