if you think MAYBE even maybe you might be getting some
And this thought begins sometime during a date. And on this date you go to a local sports bar and have drinks and hot wings. MAKE SURE , you wash your hands VERRRRRRY good. Otherwise that screaming she will be doing will not be from pleasure. God that sucked. I mean, my friend said it sucked...
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Bitch sounds like a drama queen. "Whah, hot sauce burns my pussy.". You would think she would be used to it from the gonorrhea. BTW, hopefully you're not in love with this chick since I decided to bash her. Then again, you don't know me so I'm not sure my shit talking would really offend you.
One time I had cut up some jalepenos for whatever reason and washed my hands and everything. Apparently you have to be super careful with that stuff because even after washing, it turns out, you can ruin your night but getting that stuff anywhere near your piece.
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To be honest, I was cooking dinner for me and my girlfriend, but in this forum, I don't think you can say that without everyone calling bullshit and calling you a dumbass virgin. At any rate, it causes some real ass problems.