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View Poll Results: How long have you abstained from whacking it?(Ladies, too)
I've never masturbated..I swear! 3 2.50%
1 day 9 7.50%
1 week 52 43.33%
1 month 20 16.67%
Longer than a month, not a year 33 27.50%
A Year (how the fuck did you that?) 0 0%
Longer than a year (seriously, what the fuck) 3 2.50%
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Old 09-29-2008, 01:39 PM
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Default How long have you abstained from masturbation?

Not sex, cuz I know some of you can say all your life, and thats just sad and depressing...

I ask because I'm doing it to prove to my girlfriend(we're longdistance right now) that I can.

The longest I've ever gone since I started masturbating was 2 months consecutively.

Wet dreams, hardons, precum after looking at pron, none of that counts as masturbation. I mean, grabbing your member or sticking a finger(for the ladies), or doing both(for the hermaphrodites...can't leave out mrh)...


Right now, it's been 3 days and counting...i'm aiming for 3 months, and hopefully i'll get to one at the very least. (this obviously makes it tough to visit this site)


disclaimer: i know it's not a sin, i know it's good for you, i'm not trying to reach g-d or anything, its more a self-test, like cactus jack's sobriety thing.

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Old 09-29-2008, 02:06 PM
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I got circumcised about 3 weeks ago and the bitch is still painful, I'm finally starting to but sex is a no no for atleast another 2 weeks
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somewhere between a month and a year. never really thought i would need to know
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Old 09-29-2008, 10:59 PM
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