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That's what your momma said
when i showed her a picture of my dick.[/quote]
Sir or Madam,
Since I have never heard of you before I am unsure as to the reference to "my momma." I am quite flattered that you have decided to use one of your once a month posts to, I assume, engage me in a battle of wits, perhaps using taunts and "your momma" jokes.
Rest assured I enjoy goodhearted bantered as much as the next fellow.
However, since I have no idea who you are, nor, I am forced to admit, care, I shall assume that you did indeed have a social interaction with my mother. For some reason you felt it was appropriate to carry around a picture of your genitalia, and force it upon unsuspecting elderly ladies. I am proud that rather than burst out laughing, she realized you were in need of a kind word and passed a compliment along to you.
Hopefully soon you will find another way to compensate for your very small organ and cease accosting little old ladies with Polaroids and a magnifying glass.
Good day sir, and I leave you with this.