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Old 06-02-2008, 12:30 AM
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i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
 

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I miss having friends with benefits. I've basically been in serious relationships non-stop for the past five or so years, and I mean non-stop, like not even a whole week between boyfriends. I mean, sex is sex but non-relationship sex is just more fun and so much more uninhibited, in my opinion at least.

Plus it's always fun to have frantic, as-many-times-as-possible sex when you meet up with a fwb.

Oh phooey.
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Old 06-02-2008, 12:44 AM
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Download my thanksJester file. Or a good BJ will do nicely...
 

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2 weeks ago...sucks.
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Old 06-02-2008, 12:47 AM
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paris gave me herpes
 

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That how it was in the beginning with my gf now not so much, we still go at it but it used to be like twice a day now its like twice a week
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Old 06-02-2008, 12:59 AM
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How long have you been with your girlfriend?

I've been with my man for about 5 or 6 months now, so we're still in the honeymoon stage of our relationship. I'm not concerned about our sex life changing though, because I want sex pretty consistently.

I was with my ex for almost 4 years and we had sex at least once every day up until the last year or so when we basically started hating each other. Even so we managed to put our differences aside to do it like three or four times a week.
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Old 06-02-2008, 01:07 AM
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Been with in me on and off for 2 year but we moved in together like 5 months ago and for about 2 months its been cooling off
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Old 06-02-2008, 07:09 AM
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Haha, thats kinda hot, but what did you do with the boy while you ran to check out the forums?!? Ive heard of the ol' fuck-and-run, but not the fuck-and-run-to-drunken-stepfather.

Also, I hope you washed your hands. Sticky keyboards are a bitch.
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Old 06-02-2008, 08:23 AM
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Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
 

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Wife wifey, saturday night before Aunt Flow showed up. My hand, this morning in the shower.

Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
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Old 06-02-2008, 08:28 AM
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about 26 hours ago. and it was fucking great, me on my back, legs in the air, ended with me blowing him and a nice facial all over me

Was about to an hour ago but had it broken up by an ex bf calling the guy who is his friend. so now im off to porn i imagine.

he'll be coming by later.

I average 3-6 times a week. always one day for porn and finger only.
its my me time.
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Old 06-02-2008, 08:36 AM
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Hahaha, well I'm on the rag unfortunately, so right after we finished my boy ran off to clean up and get me a drink and a snack, so I had some time on my hands.

And of course DS is the first thing I checked when I got on the computer, who else is awake at like 3 in the morning to keep me company??
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Old 06-02-2008, 09:10 AM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
 

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A guy and his 12year old son are in a drug store waiting in line and the sons looks over and sees the display of condoms. The father notices this and asks his son
Father: Son do you know what those are for?
Son: Yeah Dad. Those are for sex.
Father: Ok
Son: But why are there so many different amounts.
Father: Well son. The singles are for high school boys. Just one for friday night. The 3 packs are for college guys. One for friday one for saturday and one for sunday.
Son: Hey Dad. I bet that the 12 pack is for married men. Huh? (elbowing his dad in the ribs grinning)
Father: They sure are son. 1 for Jan. 1 for Feb. 1 for Mar.......

God how life changes when you get married. Wife can only come once then she gets exhausted. And she doesnt take very long at all.
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