01-13-2008, 05:04 PM
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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I'm right with you there buddy... no fucking whips for me.. I don't mind handcuffs but fuck that whip shit
01-20-2008, 01:05 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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Ask
I would just tell the dude, "you now what really gets me going" and then tell him you like it when a guy licks you from front to back, that way it doesnt come off as bad and once he gets working he will stay in the back once he sees how it gets you going. At least thats the way my wife tricked me into it. Either way, I love it when a girl tells me what gets her off, as long as when i tell her what gets me off she does it.
01-23-2008, 11:40 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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you (to b/f): do you like rim jobs?
b/f: I thought you'd never ask!!! <munch><munch><munch>
problem solved.
Either that or go rent "True Romance" where Samuel Jackson says "I eat the pussy, I eat the ass, I eat the
whole motherfuckin' thing".
Seriously, if you've been with this guy for any length of time and he hasn't eaten your ass yet, you might want to start looking elsewhere.
01-24-2008, 09:57 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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**Bows***
DUDE! True Romance reference...1000 points...Well Done!
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01-26-2008, 01:37 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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HAHAHA
thanks for the tips. I got my RJ last night! awesome!
01-26-2008, 06:31 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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true romance was so great. i may have to rewatch that later.
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04-07-2008, 08:50 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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You're not the only one who likes it.... It's great! Luckily I don't have to ask for it, because I wouldn't know how, My BF does it all on his own..
04-18-2008, 12:28 PM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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HAHAHA, no it was RIMSHOT, but that made me laugh my fucking ass off!!!
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Not again you fucking assholes....
PMs, no emails.
04-18-2008, 12:53 PM
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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You must be in love ahah
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04-22-2008, 07:13 AM
gayer than bicycle shorts
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I seriously can't believe you have to ask.
Drop hints, watch porn that involves ass eating and say "that looks hot!", etc.
Sit on his face and guide yourself there.
p.s.........Marry me.
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