A new twist on an age-old question

[John_Locke]

1) Have dinner - Adolph Hitler (I hate the man, but it would be interesting)

2) Smoke weed - Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim

3) Watch a porno - Megan Fox (maybe it will pit her in the mood)

4) Play golf - Michael Jordan (maybe make some bets and rake in some cash)

5) Sleep with - Keeley Hazel

6) Go to a ball game - Lou Gherig

7) Kick them in the crotch - Chuck Norris

8) Box/fistfight - Bruce Lee, with Stephen Hawking a close second

9) Kill - Fred Phelps

10) Switch lives - Derek Jeter

11) Erase - Osama Bin Laden

12) Wiretap/spy on - The writers of Lost

13) Play Guitar Hero - Jesus Christ

14) Drink with - Bill Gates

15) Skydive with - Superman