If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Guess what gave me almost a heart attack then a full body orgasm yesterday?
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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I hate the Pats. I hate Bill fucking Bellachick. I hate Tom supermodel fucking Brady. From the dirtbag owner to the cheating coach to the fucking waterboy I hate that team. I would laugh and laugh if their plane crashed. I would dance and dance if their bus hit an overpass.
Except for Gronk. Everyone else sucks ass.
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When asked on the 'Today Show' this morning, You're a Seahawks fan, what do you think about the Patriots"?
Rainn Wilson, "Line them up and execute them".
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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2 days later and I'm still fucking pissed!!!!
Have been avoiding all post game analysis since then (radio,tv,web) because all the miscues have been broiling in my mind! Goddamn that last play call.
GODDAMMIT!!!!!
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"