Something my Ex did.

[amtronic]

We all have Exes. And they all did something horrible, either to you or to someone else. Here is where you give them up and turn them out for their deeds.


I'll go first. My first wife apparently got bored with dick pretty easily and would go find new dick. That's how she found me, she was engaged when we first hooked up. Stupid me, I did not realize it was a character trait until she did it to me after we had been married a couple of years. Things go bad over the next year and we get divorced.

She's rooming with her sister and her husband, hanging out mooching (no job). I'm young and horny, so is she, we hook back up. Now we get along great! Exes with benefits. This works great for me, working nights and hitting that during the day. She moves to a new place, new roommates. Her and a guy and his girlfriend. This goes on for a couple of months until her sister is over visiting and drops the fact there is no other girlfriend, she is sleeping with this guy and thinking of marrying him. I'm really conflicted about this, what I'm doing isn't right but dammit she's MY ex, my dick was up inside her long before this guy came into the picture. The light finally went on inside my head that she is a slut. Not a gangbang cum slut but definitely whorish.

So I stop seeing her, she marries him, then leaves him after a year or so. She moves in with me (I'm an idiot) then goes back to him after a month. Then my dumb ass falls for it again a year later. But it is so good, and regular, and she does anything I want and I keep letting my dick make all the important decisions. Finally I find someone else and just stop answering the phone. My life settles down, my career advances, life is good.



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I'm glad the ending, hell pretty much the whole story as well, is a happy one for you, but most important the ending.

[Frothy Afterbirth]

If it wasn't for the happy ending, then I would've sought you out and punched you because of your continuing idiocy.

[amtronic]

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Well hit me in the dick since he was making all the important decisions.



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[Frothy Afterbirth]

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I wish I could as a true cock blocker.

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Resist the ham man, RESIST the HAM!

[Frothy Afterbirth]

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Oh my, a ham diversion tactic.

[elmerfudd]

Not enough blood for both heads to work @ the same time lol

[amtronic]

So to expand the beginning story, right after I'm young and horny, so is she, we hook back up.
(this is all years ago)
I get a call out of the blue from the ex. She small talks, then says she wants to go dirt bike riding. Huh. Now I had a couple of bikes including a small Honda XL180 she had rode. I agree, we set it up for the next Saturday.
Get to her place and pick her up. We drive for an hour to this vast remote area, she can putt around near the truck and I can tear off into the woods.
We ride for 15 min or so, go back to the truck, get ready to go out again.
She says "I don't want to ride bikes." WTF? She say she wants to fuck. She's dirty, I'm dirty, and we are miles from anybody or anything. She strips off her clothes and lays down on the ground. The nasty ass dirt. Not even grass, just loamy dirt.
I pull off my gear, we roll around on the ground for a while and screw, just doing it in the dirt. This is pretty far fucking exotic to me so I manage a Round 2 after a beer, again down on the ground. Now we both got cum and dirt stuck to us.
All I can do is wonder, why wasn't she this crazy a fuck when we were married? We had some fun before, like in the back of a car, but this was bonkers. And that is how we started hooking back up together again.

[Burmman]

They are always kinkier when your not together. Its how they hook you and make you want to be with them. They make you think this is how they are going to be and you little head gets all excited and overrides your big head.