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Put your Top 10 lists here...funny, informative, stupid...doesn't matter. Hell, it doesn't even need to be 10.

The 10 Greatest Movie Badasses Of All Time

It's impossible to become a badass. If you're a badass, you come out of the womb with a gun in your hand, permanent five o'clock shadow and a thirst for blood, not milk. A badass spends their entire life killing punks, causing massive explosions wherever they go and making the world a safer place for us non-badasses. They're also really useful to have around if you're wating for a table at Denny's.

#10 Charles Bronson (Any Charles Bronson Movie) - There are certain people who aren't that big or strong, but you can tell just by looking at them that they're one bad ass motherfu*ker. That's Charles Bronson.



#9 Marv (Sin City) - Marv can withstand multiple gunshot wounds (including shots to the head), being hit by a car, taking a blow to the head by a sledgehammer and the inital shock of the electric chair. If that's not a badass, I don't know what is.



#8 Snake Plissken (Escape From New York/LA) - The former U.S. Army Lieutent served under Special Forces Unit Black Flight with two Purple Hearts and he the youngest soldier to be decorated by the U.S. President for bravery during campaigns in Leningrad and Siberia in World War III against the USSR ... which has even happened yet. All that stuff is great and all, but the eyepatch is Snake's true badass selling point.



#7 John McClane (Die Hard 1-4) - The man simply can't be killed. You could set John McClane on fire, shoot him 37 times and he'd still find a way to comeback and kill you and your family.



#6 Bruce Lee (Every Bruce Lee Movie) - The greatest martial artist ever that was such a badass that many people believe the Chinese Triad secrelty murdered him with a secret mixture of marijuana and pain killers.



#5 Maximus (Gladiator) - Rome's finest warriors and tigers were no match for Maximus. It's just a shame he couldn't live long enough to have sex with Connie Nielsen. Man she was hot in that movie.



#4 Conan The Barbarian - The "Warrior Gladiator King" loved to crush his enemies, see them driven before him ... and he really loves to hear the lamentation of their women. I don't even know what lamentation means, but it sounds pretty badass.



#3 King Leonidas (300) - If it weren't for those Persian pussies with their coward bow and arrows, King Leonidas would've defeated Xerxes army of one million soldiers. He also had a smoking hot wife who was great at badass Spartan sex.



#2 Rambo - For crying out loud, the man is capable of defeating an entire country by himself. Rambo is such a badass that when he shoots people he doesn't just kill them, he makes their entire body explode.




#1 Dirty Harry - Dirty Harry is the original movie badass with the most badass one-liners in movie history. Inspector Callahan also made the Smith & Wesson Model 29 revolver, chambered for the powerful .44 Magnum cartridge popular which is something I think we can all be thankful for.

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If only this thread existed when I first started here on DSF. I posted top ten divas, and tennis hotties as my first thread starters, oh those beautiful memories of being ridiculed...I miss those days...

[EDIT] I don't miss being ridiculed lol [EDIT]

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top 10 rock albums I've been listening to lately...

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I respect your list and all N2, but there is a slight that I cannot let go. If those 10 bad asses were playing football, Chuck Norris's beard would be the field they played in. He may have lost to Bruce Lee but Norris will live forever because god blessed him on the eighth day with eternal beard.

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i thought about that, but the Chuck would be the only name on the list.

TOP 5 WORST NAMES TO GIVE YOUR PENIS



5.)Elmer the Glue Shooter:
Seriously? Dudes, this just spells out, "I can't wait to prematurely ejaculate into your vagina." Never, and I repeat, NEVER name or refer your nickname for your cock on how you ejaculate. Trust me, women in the real world are not cum hungry porn stars that we dream about in our free trials at BangBros.com. Women hate the reality that we do in fact have orgasm, because that means that they are likely to not get one once we roll over and pass out after we have ours. So, please stay away from jizz names. They are not cute, sexy, and only funny in the sense that after two pumps into it you'll be proven right.

4.)Pee-Wee:
Maybe this is a sorry excuse for naming your dick "Mini Me" but trying to be a nonconformist and break the grid, but it fails miserably. It just screams that you have a small dick and all your partner will be thinking about how much your dick may in fact look like Paul Reubens' character. No one wants to sex-up a run down screaming lunatic from a trippy kids show? And no one wants to sleep with only person in history arrested for masturbating in an adult movie theater. Stay away from Pee-Wee? For the love that is all Holy.

3.)Hanging Chad:
This is probably one of my favorite of the worst names, because it just so fucking sad. That's what I want to resemble my penis toward: a small, annoying piece of paper hanging off of the main portion of paper, and probably the reason why Barack Obama got into office. So if you?re a liberal douche with a penis that looks like your dirty uncle's collection of skin tags, this is the nickname for you (and I feel sorry for you).

2.)Rumpleforeskin:
"I have an uncircumcised dick and want give my dick a magical name. But what should I call it?" asked the Dumb Ass. Fellas, for the same sake as referring to how you blow your baby gravy, PLEASE DO NOT give your nickname based on your foreskin. I've heard it increases pleasure and whatever, but the Cons outweigh the Pros hygiene-wise. In my opinion, that shit is gross and can be the dirtiest fuckin' thing known to mankind; with all of its smegma and foul stenches?. blughhh? If you want your son to be made fun of in the locker room when he gets older, be my guest and bypass the simple snippet. But, for the sake of your sex life, get rid of the ?skin and the nickname. Don't embrace the fact that you have a dwarf dick with more actual foreskin that you do whoopie stick.

1.)The Puppy
This may seem like a let-down to be #1. But if you think about it, if your dick has all the properties of a puppy then your love life is little to nonexistent, and your probably the laughing stock of the YMCA shower room. What do we say when we see a puppy? Well, for examples sakes?
"Aww, look how much fur covers it!"
"I heard it isn?t going to get much bigger than this!"
"Why is its nose so wet? Does that means its healthy?"
"Look! It's covered in spots!"

Need I say more? If your chick nicknames your dick "The Puppy" then you need to keep your pimp hand strong and talk to the good folks at Enzyte because you need a shit ton of help.

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i was all about kanye when he was fresh. but he's ctually turned me off of his music with the way he is as a person. he legitimently believes the shit he says.. hes not doing it just to get sales either. douche