If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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You got hard, stayed hard after noticing who it was blowing you, and popped in his mouth.
GAY!
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
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I've never been in a situation that strange, but I don't think I would've been that cool about it. On the other hand, I've had chicks I can't stand start blowing me and the mere idea of stopping someone halfway through would take some doing. But then again, for me, it would be looking down and seeing a dude. I'd say you've got some gay issues, but I won't call you gay til you take n2 in the ass. Cause that is the one true gay test.
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fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
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I wasn't asking you, you useless fucking n00b! It is nice to see a topic I started coming back to life somewhere on the forum, but I expected it to be the Tourette's thread or maybe the one for military-type stories, not this. Tits or GTFO!
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I really don't remember if I came.
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Looking down and seeing a dude was a shock (hoping it was his 15 yr old sister probably wasn't wrong then, but thinking back on it now it was) but then I closed my eye. I guess it's no different to me than people who stick their meat through gloryholes, you never know where it's going then. At least if I'd gotten bitten or he'd suddenly lubed up his asshole, I could have kicked the shit out of him. And no offense to Wayne, because I'm into asians, just not male asians. I'm not really into males for that matter.
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You don't need to dress up in your fish net stocking just for us.
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Ty Brodie and it's good to see you back in one peice. When should we expect you to resume with a new ladyfriend?
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