12-30-2010, 02:29 PM
... my wait is over.
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Terrible Things You've Always Wanted To Say To A Pregnant Woman
"Sorry about your vagina."
12-30-2010, 03:16 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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When I used to work in downtown Charlotte at a large bank, I loved to tell my coworkers any time I saw a pregnant woman that I knew two things about her:
1) She puts out
2) No worry of getting her pregnant
Eventually we'd pass them and I could just hold up two fingers and someone would crack up laughing.
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12-30-2010, 03:18 PM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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Not only puts out, but will takes a creampie.
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12-30-2010, 03:32 PM
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Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car you already crashed.
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12-30-2010, 03:41 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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I'd say wearing a condom to have sex with a pregnant woman is more like that. Having sex with a pregnant woman is like paying for insurance on a car you don't own.
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12-30-2010, 06:10 PM
How pregnant is pregnant?
12-30-2010, 06:22 PM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
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that is funny! wrong but still funny!
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That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
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... On with the shenanigans.
12-30-2010, 07:31 PM
I'm rollin with my pistol and my shotty
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Goddamn youre fucking fat and swollen. You look like a floater thats been in water for a week.
Sucks to be you. Fatty.
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12-30-2010, 07:33 PM
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You know the only reason you have a boyfriend has nothing to do with you being a "nice" girl. He looks at you and sees "no condom" and "no consequence". He looks at you and sees one big creampie waiting to happen.
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12-30-2010, 07:38 PM
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