09-07-2011, 11:28 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: 33 39' N / 84 26' W
Posts: 42,653
Credits: 319,932,900
Happy Birthday MEGADOUCHE !!!
__________________
Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
09-07-2011, 11:37 PM
The price is wrong...BITCH!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Bible Belt
Posts: 39,980
Credits: 51,965,062
Happy B-day DOUCHE!
__________________
You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
MadamMeow
I'ld hit it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
MadamMeow
I'ld suck it.
09-07-2011, 11:41 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: With Foetus' mom
Posts: 4,159
Credits: 2,504,397
Happy bday douche, alot!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by
amylikewhoa
im...tiny...anal...hurts...
R.I.P. JMA
09-07-2011, 11:44 PM
So special, you feel it in your nuts.
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Tornado Alley
Posts: 3,532
Credits: 1,170,851
Happy Day
__________________
RIP Joe
09-07-2011, 11:48 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: The Tundra aka MI
Posts: 9,295
Credits: 12,268,896
Happy B-day Mega!
__________________
Everybody stays calm, nobody gets hurt.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
MadamMeow
I like dick, a lot.
Joe 1961-2012 miss you buddy
09-08-2011, 12:01 AM
This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: your girlfriends house
Posts: 3,947
Credits: 108,081
Happy Bday Mega!!!
__________________
09-08-2011, 12:06 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Boogie Down
Posts: 24,302
Credits: 79,205,323
Happy birthday dude. I tried to write you a poem, but I suck at it.
__________________
I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
Quote:
Originally Posted by
pisceschef
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
mr.brownfella
Hail, too the King!
09-08-2011, 12:17 AM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: i'm in a weird, weird place right now
Posts: 8,434
Credits: 36,425,909
Mega oh mega
you are a douche
alot
__________________
"I don't know if you've noticed, but our two party system is a bowl of shit looking in the mirror at itself"
- Lewis Black
09-08-2011, 12:22 AM
inextricably bound up with perception
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: 36th chamber
Posts: 5,114
Credits: 72,688
Happy Happy Birthday Mega!
__________________
RIP JOE
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Beer
I take pizza seriously.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Eccles
9/11 was an inside job from the Roswell aliens and the Loch Ness Monster
09-08-2011, 12:22 AM
Consume me.
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 5,551
Credits: 1,016,625
Happy Birthday!
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode
Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:34 PM .