a boy and his chick sought cover for his dick a baby none of them want,
the boy was bit slow and off he did go to buy protection and more,
but once was there he seemed in fear alas the shop keep was a whore,
she showed him how to put it on and said this is what grocers do,
once back at home his condom on he wanted to plow in love's poo,
but once there her parents there arrived with dinner for all to share,
the girls mum said no eating of food until i say a prayer
when the prayer was done her dad was gone what happened none of them knew
she asked her boyfriend what happened to dad,
and he said smiling all blue: "Shh don't be the cost of my loss I'm almost there you fool"
"Almost there?" she asked concerned for him for he shook and trembled blue,
Finally he exhaled and Exclaimed away: "you're dad's a grocer too!"
so her dad's gay that's so not funny
instead i have tits attached to a cunny