What was your best childhood scam?

[amtronic]

My dad owned several semi trucks, and each one had a dedicated driver. Because the drivers covered long distances the trucks had sleepers where the drivers could sack out and get some rest. Once while getting something from one of the parked trucks I made the magical discovery finding porn hidden under a mattress.

I knew I couldn't just raid the trucks without having a good reason to be in each one so I mentioned to my dad how nasty each truck was. A day or two later I complained that I needed to make some money. With the skill of a sidewalk scam artist I conned him into paying me to wash and clean each truck weekly.

I didn't take all the porn I found, just what made my dinky tingle. The drivers couldn't complain but some started cleaning their own trucks out. I still found plenty to keep my little soldier at attention -- and got paid for it. So I guess this is really about The Best Job I Ever Had.

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You were a resourceful young lad.

I have to think about this one. I was an angel until I entered my teens.

The only thing I can think of in quick retrospect, was leaving the house with my ex like we were walking, but then meeting his friend with the car down the street who she didn't want me riding with.

That and when I used to cut in middle and high school. Back then you could delete the message they would leave on the answering machine so I never really got caught, but I remember my stepdad would come home for an hour lunch and I would hide under my bed til he left.

I'm too nice I think.

[amtronic]

When I went to school they would give you a cardboard report card every 6 weeks to take home and get signed. I got a bad one and got yelled at but I never took it back. I told them my dad got good and pissed and tore it up. He didn't, I just kept it. So they gave me a new one to take home when the next period was up. I took the old one and gave myself B's and C's (really C's and D's with an F here or there). I handed that one to them to sign, then scrawled my dad's signature onto the real one and returned it. I eventually failed English and had to take Summer School but the scam itself went undiscovered.

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^^^ That's a smart way to do it.

[The Godfather]

Let's play House or Doctor's Office.

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What do you get if you play house?

[The Godfather]

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I get to play Daddy.

[fuzzy_warbles]

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Is the correct answer "A blow job"?

[cumstein21]

My brother played baseball and for fund raising they would sell candy bars door to door for a dollar each. I use to go buy boxes of candy bars and go door to door in his Jersey selling them, but keep the money.

[MonkeyBusiness]

I once stole $20 out my mothers purse when I was about 7 years old.