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Old 05-02-2007, 02:27 AM
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I fucked a fat, toothless hooker in the Dominican Republic. Absolute horror it was. First I had to drunkenly barter with a security guard with a fucking sub-machine gun to "utilise" a public space, then on with the rubber and banged her from behind.

It's amazing what you'll fuck if you haven't had any for 12 months.

Anyhooz, I shot my load, pulled out and to my EXTREME HORROR the bag had popped. I barebacked a toothless hooker in a 3rd world country.

Then the bitch started screaming shit about "bambino" or something.

I ran. I scrubbed my cock for at least 45 minutes after that.
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:16 AM
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can't say that i'm too disappointed with the broads i've been with, or maybe my standards are just lower than everybody elses. there was this one chick though, big gums, i refused to kiss her. gave good head though.
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Old 05-02-2007, 06:00 PM
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Default Wow...trying to forget this...

Ok, so it was a 4some - 2 incredibly hot chicks...and their but ugliest friend. She looked like she fell on her face, and that's because she actually did earlier that night.

It was like a package deal - the two hot ones more than made up for it. I keep telling myself that as I break out in cold sweats thinking about it.

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Old 05-02-2007, 07:53 PM
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Her name was Jenny, they called her Jenny O Turkey, fat and ugly. Worst part was all friends found out, try telling people Jenny O was a good lay.
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:14 AM
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I tend to "go ugly early" so I've had some pretty beasty ones.

I had one that's breath was soooo bad it made me puke......but I still nailed her.
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Old 07-21-2007, 02:39 PM
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I once banged a dude who smelled like a GD skunk! But he had an enormous schlong and he did me fine all night long. So next time I see him, I'll just put a clothespin on my nose while he pops me from behind with that massive dong.
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:05 PM
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I was 22 and hard up, the was semi ugly and 36, as hard up as I was, I was so hammered, I couldn't get a nut....after THREE HOURS, I passed out. She stalked me for months
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Old 09-21-2007, 11:03 PM
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did you seriously just say you got a gumjob? what the fuck.
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Old 08-15-2008, 08:47 AM
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Gumjob is still funny...

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Old 08-15-2008, 09:24 AM
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I banged one bitch who looked like a horse, she really should have been a lesbian by her looks but i didn't find this out until i had actually banged her because it was at that point i had sweated most of the alcohol out that caused me to fuck her in the first place, i was so disgusted with myself that i had to leave pretty much right after, at 5am heh
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