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Old 07-20-2008, 11:59 PM
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State the reason you are proud of your cock as so:

I'm proud of my cock because it has a doctorate in chemical engineering and is married and has kids.

My cock has never done drugs and is a devout christian.

My cock single handedly took over Iwa Jima.
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:02 AM
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That was a private conversation damit! hahahahaha! You are too much. Stop making me laugh so damn much!
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:07 AM
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I'm proud of my cock because it started this thread and made jo_dile laugh.

I'm proud of my cock because it can't hold a secret.
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:20 AM
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I am proud of my cock because...wait....oh yeah......nevermind.

This thread is sexist and excludes the women of this forum!!!!






(im kidding)
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:23 AM
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oh hush...ALL women have a cock....theirs is just portable and vibrates...
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:00 AM
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....or in the pants of a luck gentleman.

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Old 07-21-2008, 10:08 AM
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My wife keeps my cock in her purse or in the refridgerator. She occasionally lets me take it with me when I go out......
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I'm proud of my cock because it seems to have the magical ability to make others give up pussy. I've turned a bi-curious guy into a flaming queen and straightened out a lesbian, and those were only the first two relationships I was in!
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:01 AM
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I'm proud of mine because even though he's not the biggest gun in the fight, he sure ain't shootin' blanks. Hey, I've fathered six kids; my cock is awesome.
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