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Old 09-02-2009, 01:50 PM
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:00 PM
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this isn't meant as an insult in any way.

My advice is to do something different. Not saying you should avoid going down completely since clearly that's a special thing for you two - BUT if your goal is to get her to cum quick, switch to something that you don't do very often. Eat her ass, stroke her g-spot, break out some toys - whatever...


See she is used to your attention and when she's drunk she's relaxing and probably really in the moment but just not as sensitive as normal and maybe not quite as jacked up as normal. And you SHOULD take it as a challenge once in a while and munch that as long as you have to. But every other time or third time or something like that I would totally switch up and blow her mind.

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Old 09-02-2009, 02:46 PM
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So you're saying I should stick it in her ass. Interesting tactic, why have I not thought of this before??!!

But seriously, I like this idea and it makes a lot of sense. I'll have to try something next time.
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:11 PM
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i believe the correct answer is, who cares if a woman comes?

aw, kidding. keep the rabbit vibe in the nightstand and only break it out when she's too far gone to remember that you have it. if she knows it's there, you'll soon be replaced altogether.
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I think everyone is missing the point:

Q. How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm?

A. Who cares?
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My stepdad once explained whiskey dick like "trying to shove a wet noodle up a wildcat's ass". Haha, I don't recall where, but the other day I heard it was also like trying to stuff an oyster into a coin slot.
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that's too drunk to fuck.

whiskey dick is when you're getting (insert favorite here) and you wear the poor girl out because it takes you forever.
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I'll be damned. I learn something every day. Nothing makes a whiskey dick like Zoloft.
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lmao i didn't know that either. my bf doesn't drink much so that's never been a problem. now if there's such a thing as weed dick i'm in trouble.
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