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Old 09-02-2009, 12:12 PM
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So the other night my wife and I went out drinking with some friends for someone's 30th birthday.

My wife ended up getting pretty drunk and when we got home, she was plenty ready to get down and dirty. She blew me and it was great, so I wanted to return the favor. It took me more then a half an hour for her to come. I almost gave up, but then it turned into a challenge and I didn't want to back down. Normally, with my awesome oral skills, it takes anywhere from 2-5 minutes to get her off, depending on whether or not I want to drag it out and tease her.

This has happened on a few occasions and only when she was pretty drunk.

I think she suffers from what I like to call "Vodka Vag".

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Old 09-02-2009, 12:18 PM
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i think your skillz are fail and you dont wanna cop to it
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when people get drunk they think they are sicker than they really are.. so maybe your not in "2-5 minute mode" when your drunk. even tho you think you are.

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Old 09-02-2009, 12:22 PM
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No, I wasn't drunk, my wife was.
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:29 PM
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see i always come faster when i'm drunk...

o in case no one has said this TITS OR GTFO!
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:35 PM
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what's this "whisky dick" you speak of? I don't know anything about that
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:37 PM
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It's some kind of urban legend I read about on the internet.
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a friend of a friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend mentioned it to me once.
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