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McHookerino · #1 09-01-2009, 08:51 PM

If you got pulled over and had to take a shit real bad, I mean rather get arrested and run home from the cops to have the most desired bowel movement than pull over what would you do?

Myself, I would stop and explain either the cop can drive me home or follow me home but i have to make boo boo in a very bad way and a ticket or arrested is a better option than shitting my pants but I'm not staying on the side of the road with him.

#2 09-01-2009, 08:55 PM

Unfortunately for you too many people have used that line so they don't really buy it anymore. I think you should shit in your pants and hopefully then they will let you off out of sympathy.

nachos1345 · #3 09-01-2009, 08:57 PM

I'd shit my pants and hope that he arrests me so I can rub my shitty ass all over his squad car.

McHookerino · #4 09-01-2009, 09:01 PM

Well I mean it like you really had to go, not trying to get out of a ticket

#5 09-01-2009, 09:05 PM

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I know and what I was getting at is that the cops will be dicks and go extra slow. You could try to leave, but then they will tackle you when you go to your house.

It's fucked up and I don't agree with them.

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DontSnatch · #6 09-01-2009, 11:15 PM

if it was really that bad. id drop my pants right on the road and show him i mean business

Boon · #7 09-02-2009, 05:59 AM

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I think you'd get a ticket for littering too.

MrGoutHimself · #8 09-02-2009, 06:46 AM

My wife had to go really bad coming home from lunch one day, and her grandmother was driving, so she sped down our road, which is 35MPH. The cop tried to pull Granny over, but she kept going the half-mile to our house and turned in the driveway. While my wife ran inside to make boom-boom, Granny calmly told the cop to go ahead and write her a ticket, that her daughter the magistrate of the county we live in would just throw it out anyhow. The cop didn't write her shit, Granny is one fucking hilarious old bag.
-SRD

Trips · #9 09-02-2009, 01:21 PM

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+1 its like playing chicken with an asshole. Lets see who's worse

DontSnatch · #10 09-02-2009, 01:22 PM

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id argue its biodegradable. or use other big words and watch his head explode