08-20-2009, 03:45 AM
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I wish i had a....
Name one thing you wish you had right now, at this very moment.
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08-20-2009, 03:46 AM
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I wish i had a sweet mullet...
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08-20-2009, 04:33 AM
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Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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I wish I had a few days off work.
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08-20-2009, 04:36 AM
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Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist when you need something.
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Somewhere in Michigan
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Blow job.
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The moment I saw her yawn, I knew she was the one for me.
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Credit to all uploaders whose content I steal
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08-20-2009, 04:44 AM
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Moderator
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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translator.
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I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
Quote:
Originally Posted by pisceschef
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mr.brownfella
Hail, too the King!
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08-20-2009, 06:15 AM
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I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Socialist Paradise of USA
Posts: 14,877
Credits: 12,189,808
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Just taken a shit.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Foetus
you need to find a new dealer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by amtronic
Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
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08-20-2009, 06:39 AM
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I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Watching for Pigs on the Wing
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I wish I had the winning powerball ticket
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnusrex
BACON!
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I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
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08-20-2009, 07:14 AM
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This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: God's vagina
Posts: 3,454
Credits: 12,741
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"amazing penis"
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Don't invite me to your house. Cause I'll fuck your mom.
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08-20-2009, 07:16 AM
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I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Socialist Paradise of USA
Posts: 14,877
Credits: 12,189,808
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Lifesize, silicone filled, replica if Amy's boobs that I can sleep on like a pillow.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Foetus
you need to find a new dealer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by amtronic
Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
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08-20-2009, 07:26 AM
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This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: God's vagina
Posts: 3,454
Credits: 12,741
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Lifesize, silicone filled, replica of Amy's ass that I can park my cock into, like a bikestand.
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Don't invite me to your house. Cause I'll fuck your mom.
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