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Meatmallet · #11 12-15-2008, 04:25 AM

I called one guy frpm my work Tugger and he thought it was because he was the anchor on the work Tug of war team it was because he had the biggest Porn video collection I hhad ever seen and he lived alone out int he bush with no frinds because he was a fat prick. I couldcall it to his face and he liked it.

Goat Gosselin · #12 12-15-2008, 08:02 AM

there was two recently from school

one guy was crab legs and another guy was dicchin

BarryMcCockiner · #13 12-15-2008, 09:48 AM

Restaurant nicknames tend to stick pretty well. I worked with a girl who annoyed the fuck out of me every time she opened her mouth, I started callin' her Womanmakemeasammich. One of my really good friends is named Matt but there was another Matt working with me when he started and it confused our Mexican dishwasher, so he began calling him mi amigo gordo, I haven't called the dude anything but gordo in over a year. The Jesus freak at the restaurant quickly became Flanders, the scrawny gay-ish type guy is pierre which turned into disa-pierre because he was never around when it was time to run food.

doubledip · #14 12-15-2008, 11:16 AM

We had a buddy, who in 11th grade admitted to us all that he tried anal sex...so of course I quickly coined him "poop dick". We are in a small town so it spread like wildfire, we then developed as many as we could on the football team...such as, hershey highway, mud puppet, and many many more...lolll

Expletive · #15 12-15-2008, 11:21 AM

When I use to be a some what alcoholic (vodka straight up), my drinking buddies were called: Dog Pound, Bitch Rat, Done Dunna, Scum, Rat Bat (after a local rum from Barcadi's brewery).

Expletive · #16 12-15-2008, 11:23 AM

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I think I like mud puppet.

rockdude82 · #17 12-15-2008, 11:35 AM

This girl in high school, short, freckled, weird looking face, crooked teeth = Alien Scum

thermos · #18 12-15-2008, 11:48 AM

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That's mean and not that funny/creative. Try again, please.

MillyMc · #19 12-15-2008, 11:56 AM

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I think thats the best so far.

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Jesus christ kids can be cruel. But Im not going to lie, that made me laugh out loud.

thermos · #20 12-15-2008, 12:02 PM

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You won me over with that post about curiously molding up an anti-mold shower curtain......but c'mon, don't endorse/encourage the witty 'countrygal79'.

There you go, that's my nickname contribution.