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Old 12-24-2011, 11:40 AM
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Default The day before Christmas
Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house.
All the DSFers were posting chicks out of a blouse.
Mega was whining his usual blues
And Foetus was making us all want to spew

And I at my puter looking for shit to post
In the hopes of rep from which I could boast
When what to my wandering eyes should appear
But bitches in poses that make Mums fear

Forgetting my mission I tore open my pants
To fap at my weiner hating that Stantz
As I sat at my desk, dick in my hand
Stroking ever harder because it felt grand

There were breasts on my screen so creamy and round
Made me gaze in wonder at what I had found
Cmetz would be jealous, Smeegs he would die
Eccles would sniff, and SNakE he would just cry

Meow I would wonder, do hers look good as these
But we'll never know since she wont let us see
And Homo would look at dicks to suck
While the rest of us wondered, WTF

With a click of the mouse, so lively and quick
The boobs they were sent, but the hoster was shit
More angry than hockey fans, my curses they came
I screamed and shouted and called out bad names

Now Satan you shit
Approve my new host
Cause the ones you picked
Suck balls more than most
On Juice, on Brownfella
On Bob and on Max
Can anybody post anything, even a fax

On Noobs post something besides total crap
Can't you at least help some of us fap
Now post away post away
post away all

As I sprang from desk giving my keyboard a slam
The boobs that would stay on my hard drive were grand
But no one would see them as I gave up to go dine
Crying Merry Christmas to all, but the boobs are all mine

MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:50 AM
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:59 AM
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Old 12-24-2011, 04:54 PM
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Have you been hitting the eggnog already? Look at who posted that damn masterpiece!!
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Old 12-24-2011, 05:00 PM
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I always cry when there's an abundance of titties, especially when I think of how I don't get to see the good Madam's.

Great job Woody.
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Old 12-24-2011, 05:38 PM
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Merry Christmas ya bunch of cunts.
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Old 12-24-2011, 06:15 PM
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Old 12-24-2011, 07:08 PM
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Can I have the sarcasm lessons?
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