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The writing and the logic of the prequels shows that George Lucas is a bad ass concept creator, but eventually got lazy because of technology. Or more accurately, wanted more money shots and less foreplay. In the prequel, every fucking thing was just a means of setting up some fucking gazillion pixel shot.

[MrGoutHimself]

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True. My big problems were this, continuity wise:
1) Ben ages 50 years to Luke's 20 (approximately)
2) Ben remembers he has Anakin's light saber but doesn't remember owning any droids that he was gallivanting all over the fucking prequels with.
3) Ben forgets that Leia is Luke's sister.
4) Ben's description of Uncle Owen trying to keep Luke from running off with Ben on "some damned fool crusade" would indicate that Owen and Anakin knew each other better than the events in I/II/III portray.

I'm sure there's more, but fuck isn't that enough?

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How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.:

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George Lucas is awesome; dude probably could score Natalie Portman if he wanted but probably likes to just watch porn, jerk off then drink a fucking beer.

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Lucas made most of that up on the fly, he thought it was a good idea then went with it, he probably gave a shit about the logic loops. Interestingly, thanks to his and others blunders, when ever I write anything, I have to plot, plan, or predict with much detail, who'll do fucking what.

As a kid, I saw Empire Strikes Back first, then a few months later, Return of the Jedi. I didn't watch Starwars until '89. And to see Empire where Luke gets kissed by Leia, I thought he was gonna throw some cock on her, but then Han got all mushy with her, which made it a bit strange; two men, one pussy, who will she fuck? Then Return of the Jedi, made it seem that fucking one's sister may be the thing to do in a galaxy far away a long time ago.

When I watched Empire in 89 for the first time in several years, I giggled when Leia said she loved Han, and he said: "I know." That shit had me laughing and made me rewind the tape a dozen times, but years later I found out that it wasn't in the original script and Harrison and the Director went with it because they felt that's what Han would do, which showed me that rarely, if ever, should a director write, and direct, their own shit. Which probably explains why Indiana Jones was so fucking awesome, and the prequels wasn't.

Peter Jackson, Guermo Del Toro and Robert Rodriguez, not to mention Christopher Nolan, is the exception to the rule.

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So I'm guessing you're a little younger than me, I remember seeing ESB and RotJ in the theaters (along with distinct memories of Rocky III and ET in theaters). I agree that it did seem odd to have Leia stuck between Luke and Han. That whole incestuous kiss was just put there because Lucas's third cousin twice removed lives in West Virginia and regularly porks his sisters cat while she's licking his dog's cunt. Or so I read in Fangoria.

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My mother worked for a local theatre for some time, at least until 1981 or 1982, I only got to watch boring saturday Matinee bullshit, though I was five at the time, I longed for other things, So I watched Superman on Beta in '82 just before starting the 1 grade. From then on, the only movies I got to see was everything by Bruce Lee thrice, and Shaw Brothers kung-fu Bullshit. Until we got our Video player in '86 then I got to watch whatever the fuck my brother and sisters father wanted to watch, which were more kung-fu bullshit, and Empire Strike Back and Return of the Jedi.

Fangoria, never read that, god I wish I did, but I did get to read Heavy Metal, my uncle had tons of those, and fuck me if they weren't a bit much for a child to read. Fuck, my siblings dad showed me not only his collection of Conan comics (the black and white set), but off the fucking wall comics like killer skaters who rode about the city beating the fuck out of each other and skating, then this pirate, meets sword and sorcery, meets starwars comic, with lots of fucking involved. which Shocked the fuck out of me, but his reason for it was that he'd tell my mother; " you want the boy to be a sissy?" So between my uncle's heavy metals, and his sgt rock, jonah hex, Conan, and razzle dazzle exploitation comics about fuck all, I didn't even necessarily cared that starwars existed, though it was repeatedly shoved down our throats due to all the star wars mags we had.

To be honest, Indiana Jones and the temple of doom, was the first George Lucas movie I ever watched. But I found Indy to be a big pussy compared to Chuck Norris in Invasion USA. I watched that movie until the fucking tape popped, then I opened it up, put a bit of tape on that mutha fucka, and popped it back in the vcr, my mother and her beau, my brothers and sisters dad, was fucking blown away; i didn't give a fuck about anything other than getting the fucking Chuck back on the tube. You don't fuck with the Chuck.

Who the fuck is George seeing now? You can't find out if he's fucking a model or what, or is he just a dirty ole' man who sniffs random cunts and massages his mangle musher?

[TheSNakE]

Aren't those movies about aliens flying around in space ships?

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Pretty much, but in retrospect, they're not all that special. Sure at the time they were special, much like Traci Lords, at a time when the regular porn actress was Vanessa Del Rio, but shortly there after, the glitter was gone and all they ever seemed to be about was bare boned fucking. Though Traci Lords still gets me peeked every time I watch her shit.

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My point, it's a fantasy and who really cares about the plot much. Aliens flying around saving the federation. Go to the alien bar, see weird aliens, lots of cool space fights, some robots, and boom, Star Wars.