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Old 06-24-2012, 07:49 AM
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1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
30

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
1

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
just the one time

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
yes

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
doggy

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
yes

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
buddy's guest bedroom

8. Have you ever done a DP?
np

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
no

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
no

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
no

12. When was the last time you had anal?
6 moths ago

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
1, wasnt really anything special
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Old 06-24-2012, 11:54 AM
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1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
6

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
over 9000

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
63

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
i dont like pie

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
hanging upside down

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
no

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
funeral home

8. Have you ever done a DP?
i only drink Pepsi

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
it was delicious

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
every time

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
yes

12. When was the last time you had anal?
5 minutes ago

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
11
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Old 06-24-2012, 09:42 PM
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Old 06-25-2012, 04:58 PM
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1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
Late 20's

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
1

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
never

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
yes

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
spooning on the side

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
yes, I'm a dude

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
In my ex-wife's asshole

8. Have you ever done a DP?
no

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
Ewwwww!

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
no

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
no

12. When was the last time you had anal?
Before you were born

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
3. I'd like to try it again.
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:27 PM
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1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
20

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
2

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
Once a month or so

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
Yes, that's the point, no babies in the ass

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
Doggie style - usually ass up & face pushed down into the couch

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
Yes I think so, but there is usually more going on

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
In his parent's room, bent over the bed, kneeling on the floor ... & a machine shop, they made razor blades

8. Have you ever done a DP?
Some one's fingers or dildo, not with any other people. Yet?

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
Once, he wiped it off, but there was still a smell & I couldn't concentrate

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
No

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
No.

12. When was the last time you had anal?
Last month

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
8.5
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:09 PM
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1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
20

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
2

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
3 or 4 times a year

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
of course

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
on her back with her legs up high

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
of course!

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
in the butt

8. Have you ever done a DP?
using toys, lots of times. with another warm body, nonce.

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
havent broached the subject.

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
No

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
No.

12. When was the last time you had anal?
a couple of months ago.. i guess i'm due

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
7
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:30 AM
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Old 06-08-2013, 04:52 AM
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Old 06-19-2013, 02:14 PM
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1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
19

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
6

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
2-3

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
no

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
doggy

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?

8. Have you ever done a DP?

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
no

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
yes
11. Have you ever made anal porn?
no

12. When was the last time you had anal?
sunday

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?

6
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Old 06-18-2015, 03:41 PM
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Ok I'm going to answer this as a couple. Part being from my wife and part from me. When I first tried anal with my wife she cried and we thought we would never try again. Then we learned more about it and how LUBE plays a hugh part in anal. Having the right kind and making sure to use a lot. Now she loves it as much as I do and cums hard from it.

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
We had anal for the first time when I was 17 and she was 18. This was a the first anal for both of us. Myself giving and her taking.

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
Just my wife and her just me.

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
We have anal once or twice a week depending on how horny she is.

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
Always unload deep in her ass.

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
I like doggy and for her it is either doggy or on her side with me spooning her from behind.

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
My wife has deeper harder orgasms from anal. She says they are much more intense than a regular vaginal orgasm.

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
In a store dressing room. With people waiting to get in right outside the door.

8. Have you ever done a DP?
We have done DP with toys. Usually me in her ass and the toy in her pussy.

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
No. We have no interest.

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
No

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
Hell yeah. We have some great anal porn and pics.

12. When was the last time you had anal?
2 nights ago and will probably get some tonight.

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
We would have to rate it a 5. It's not important really but it is very enjoyable. So we both like it.
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