Lets be honest, most of us on here are degenerates. This isnt exactly the Goodhousekeeping forums. Lets try to get to the bottom of why we are who we are.
Ill start. I def have mother issues.
I also strongly encourage the ladies to participate and share. Im sure all of us guys can get together and come up with a way to either get your father to love you again, or to get back at your mother for being so horrible.
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you know what would make your momma proud? Posting your tits on the internet, specifically here on DSF...shit, that will make her so proud, then she can come over and you two can be our first mother/daughter set...talk about bonding, you two will be closer than you ever have.
that's what I'm talkin about...and who says I got to be a degenerate? Hell I come here to give kick ass advice like I just gave you...
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
and the only issue I have is when your mom doesn't return my phone calls after I sneak, the envy of men and pleaser of women, into her brown eye....
Are you serious? You really want all of these for the most part, kick-ass folk, to trace their inadequacies back to their mommy and daddy? You're biggest issue might be that mom and pop didn't buy you that pony you wanted and instead bought you a new BMW, but my issues stem more from hating people like you, and being all over the world fighting for little, queer-baits like you.
My problems well up from fountains of hate and discontent that bubble and gurgle, when I see hilarious, bad things happening to people...I cheer when people fall down. I mock retards. I don't take anyone I meet seriously.
I think your cause is lame. I think you are lame. I think you should go home, hug your parents and thank them for making your ass-baby little self....
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