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Old 07-29-2008, 07:35 AM
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1) Have dinner...Harry Carey

2) Smoke weed...Snoop

3) Watch a porno...Jena Jameson

4) Play golf...John Daily

5) Sleep with...Alyssa Milano

6) Go to a ball game...Ryne Sandberg

7) Kick them in the crotch...Kobe Bryant

8) Box/fistfight...Andy Dick

9) Kill...Osama

10) Switch lives...any NBA benchwarmer

11) Erase...Hitler

12) Wiretap/spy on...Obama

13) Play Guitar Hero...Slash

14) Drink with...Will Ferrell

15) Skydive with...Denise Milani...cause it would be funny
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:40 AM
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1) Have dinner- Steve Jobs

2) Smoke weed- Jason Mraz

3) Watch a porno- Melissa Midwest

4) Play golf- Tiger

5) Sleep with- Maria Menounos

6) Go to a ball game- Tom Brady

7) Kick them in the crotch- Bill O'Reilly

8) Box/fistfight- Derek Jeter

9) Kill- Orlando Bloom

10) Switch lives- David Beckham

11) Erase- Cash Warren

12) Wiretap/spy on- Cheney

13) Play Guitar Hero- John Mayer

14) Drink with- JFK

15) Skydive with- Napoleon
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:55 AM
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But think of it this way....If someone, or a company, is willing to pay you to lie and claim your bisexual and you would make upwards of $200K an episode...would you consider being annoying and ignorant???
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:16 AM
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1) Have dinner- Guy Fieri (food network duh!)

2) Smoke weed- Bill Clinton

3) Watch a porno- Ron Jeremy (whom I've already met, his hands were very dry.....got the pics to prove it!)

4) Play golf- Happy Gilmore

5) Sleep with- Pre-Meltdown Britney Spears

6) Go to a ball game- Harry Caray

7) Kick them in the crotch- Carrot Top

8) Box/fistfight-Pete Wentz

9) Kill- no one comes to mind

10) Switch lives- Mark Cuban

11) Erase- 2005 World Series (hahaha Go Cubs!)

12) Wiretap/spy on- Area 51

13) Play Guitar Hero- Angus Young (of AC/DC)

14) Drink with- Mark Grace

15) Skydive with- Jesse Katsopolis
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:56 AM
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1) Have dinner - Theodor Herzl

2) Smoke weed - Dave Matthews

3) Watch a porno - Marilyn Chambers

4) Play golf - Payne Stewart

5) Sleep with - Salma Hayek

6) Go to a ball game - Jackie Robinson

7) Kick them in the crotch - Dustin Diamond

8) Box/fistfight - Dick Cheney

9) Kill - JFK's assassin

10) Switch lives - Hugh Hefner

11) Erase - Hitler

12) Wiretap/spy on - Karl Rove

13) Play Guitar Hero - Jack Black

14) Drink with - Frank Sinatra

15) Skydive with - Al Capone
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Old 07-29-2008, 09:37 AM
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1) Have dinner - John Lennon

2) Smoke weed - John Mayer

3) Watch a porno - Jenna Jameson(back in her prime)

4) Play golf - Johnny Knoxville

5) Sleep with - Angelina Jolie

6) Go to a ball game - Michael Jordan

7) Kick them in the crotch - P Diddy(puff daddy)

8) Box/fistfight - Mark David Chapman

9) Kill - Mark David Chapman after fist fighting

10) Switch lives - Jack Osbourne

11) Erase - Again, Mark David Chapman

12) Wiretap/spy on - George Bush

13) Play Guitar Hero - Buckethead

14) Drink with - Bradley Nowell

15) Skydive with - owen wilson
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:10 AM
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No, I would not, Because I would never do something like that. Most people here probably don't know me enough to know that is true, but I think a few do and they definitely know I would never do anything to that extent. This may come as a shock to some, but Jesus did a pretty good job of raising my sister and I and instilling both morals and self worth.

Tila Tequila has neither and is an embarrassment not only to her family, but has turned lesbianism/bi-sexuality into some sort of MTV circus sideshow that she is simply exploiting for money and personal gain.

Are you aware she was quoted taking credit for the fact that gay/lesbian marriage was legalized in California recently?

She has no natural talent to speak of; her "acting" abilities speak for themselves on that piece of shit show of her and her "hip hop music" is a fucking joke. She needs to go back to being a model/clothes hanger where she is seen and not heard, and keep her fucking trap shut.
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:14 AM
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Welcome to the world of reality TV...it's important to remember that these types of things wouldn't be popular/accepted/sought after if it wasn't what society (the masses in general) was looking for....
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:17 AM
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You're obviously completely missing the point of my initial post, and furthermore, what I have just written there.

I don't give a shit if other people like her, it's fine. Doesn't mean I wouldn't be tempted to kick the shit out of her if I saw her walking down the street without her entourage, but by the same token, I'm not going to try to be convinced by someone that because that's what people want, that I should just go along with that as well.

I am not a fucking sheep.
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:21 AM
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