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Old 08-17-2008, 12:46 AM
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I'd love to write a song for you. If only I had some pictures for inspiration...
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:53 PM
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Teacher, Johnny Dipshittz isn't standing in the corner like you told him!
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Old 08-17-2008, 06:07 PM
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Oh okay......I haven't done this in a long time, but you're just so sweet and adorable I can't say no.
































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Old 08-17-2008, 06:25 PM
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that's just cruel and usual punishment


oh the pain.........
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Old 08-17-2008, 08:56 PM
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That's in the list for women....

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25. Drive an eightpenny nail into a treated two-by-four without thinking about it.
Use a contractor's hammer. Swing hard and loose, like a tennis serve.

Run it through your sweaty hair (if you're nailing shit and you're a man you should be sweating.) The oil actually makes it drive in easier.
If you're bald, well, buy some rogaine.
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:06 AM
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You should be able to open a bottle of wine with a basic wine key.


The reason that stores sell so many fancy "rabbit" wine openers and other things is because people can't learn how to use a basic corkscrew. I have been to parties and was amazed that nobody could open a bottle of wine without the same opener that they have at home. I have even opened bottles of wine at dinner for my parents' friends who, by the time they are 45+, should be able to do this.

If you learn to use a basic one well, you'll never be stuck.
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:13 AM
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Haha, No wait. Was that supposed to be a funny?
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