86 year old defends herself with bacon --
Yesterday afternoon an 86 year old female withdrew a large quantity of money from a cash machine before heading into a supermarket in Altrincham. Whilst shopping, the lady was challenged by an unknown female who grabbed her trolley and demanded the money she had withdrawn. The 86 year old lady then defended herself by repeatedly
hitting the female offender over the head with a packet of bacon. The offender then retreated and made off from the supermarket.
Mmmm . . . bacon . . . is there anything it isn't good for?