Are You Guilty Of Illegal Sex In USA?

[BlackCrypt]

America is a country of many freedoms and at the same time, ridiculous legal limitations of the citizens` sex lives.
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Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
It is illegal to have sex with the lights on in Virginia.
Willowdale husbands, Oregon, are not allowed to talk dirty during intercourse.
Unwed couples are not allowed to have sexual intercourse in Georgia.
It is illegal to have sex in any other pose than the missionary position in Washington DC.
It is illegal to fire a gun when your partner is having orgasm in Connorsville, Wisconsin.
Having sex with a truck driver in a tool shed is illegal in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
It is illegal to have sex with a porcupine in the state of Florida.
It is illegal to marry a first cousin before the age of 65 in Utah.
The state of Washington allows sex with animals if they weigh less than 40 pounds.


These laws were studied and singled out by law students.

You have anymore?

[artaco]

Yup!

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[Bob_Dobalina]

List of illegal sex? More like list of places to avoid..., except Washington.

[Omaplata]

Granted, I don't really understand the whole beastiality thing....but a porcupine......

[ms. cellany]

If having sex with a porcupine is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

[MickC]

MICHIGAN A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission
INDIANA Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."
UTAH Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
UTAH Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.
Cleveland, OHIO Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes
Hastings, NEBRASKA The owner of every hotel is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
Helena, MONTANA A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
KENTUCKY No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club
Maryville, MISSOURI The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.
MICHIGAN A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission
Norfolk, VIRGINIA A woman can't go out without wearing a corset.
Oxford, OHIO Illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Deadwood, SOUTH DAKOTA Dresses that show the ankles or higher are illegal. (Dress must cover ankles)
Headland, ALABAMA No female wearing a nightgown can be taken for a flight on a private plane.
Miami, FLORIDA Men are not allowed to wear a strapless gown in public.
Merryville, MISSOURI Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
Kidderville, NEW HAMPSHIRE Lingerie can't be hung on a clothesline at the airport unless the undies are carefully hidden from prying eyes by a "suitable screen".
NEVADA Sex without a condom is considered illegal
MARYLAND It is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
TEXAS No one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." No, not even physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks doing this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing medicine."
NEBRASKA No one may purchase a package of condoms at a corner drugstore. Only physicians can sell them while practicing medicine.
ARKANSAS Condoms can be sold only by physicians and other medical practitioners.
DELAWARE Condoms may only be sold by doctors and wholesale druggists.
MAINE Condom sellers must be licensed and the license must always be on public display.

[thedooch]

Remind me when I visit Utah not to have sex with animals for profit.

[MickC]

Ames, IOWA Husbands aren’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with their wives or while holding them in his arms.
Bozeman, MONTANA All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude is forbidden.
Carlsbad, NEW MEXICO No couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
Coeur d'Alene, IDAHO Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
Detroit, MICHIGAN Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
Fairbanks, ALASKA Moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets.
FLORIDA Single, divorced, or widowed women may not parachute on Sunday afternoons
Harrisburg, PENNSYLVANIA It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
KENTUCKY No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club
Kingsville, TEXAS Two pigs may not have sex on the city's airport property.
Liberty Corner, NEW JERSEY Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail.
Newcastle, WYOMING Couples may not have sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.
Oblong, ILLINOIS Making love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day is illegal.
Sioux Falls, SOUTH DAKOTA Every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
Tremonton, UTAH No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
NEVADA It is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
Skullbone, TENNESSEE The law bans a woman from "pleasuring a man" while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle. Any man stopped and found with the front of his pants undone can be fined a minimum of $50 and serve 30 days in jail.

Bigmac better look out for horses when he goes to Massachusetts...

MASSACHUSETTS At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with rodeo clown in the presance of horses.
VIRGINIA Co-habitating by a unmarried couple is a felony.
FLORIDA If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.
Ottumwa, IOWA It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted.

[RaininFire]

Lots of sex stuff is illegal here, so I'm sure that's a yes.

[Sam_Adams]

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So that means you still do it for the love of it?