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Old 03-02-2009, 11:24 PM
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i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
  

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Haha it's much funnier when I do it in person. I've dedicated my entire life to mastering the ultimate Hellen Keller impersonation. Because you know, that is SUCH a useful skill.
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Old 03-03-2009, 02:33 PM
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
  

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Why do they put cottonballs in the tops of pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they were drug addicts.
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Old 03-03-2009, 03:25 PM
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should of checked one page back for this joke but nice try.
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Old 03-03-2009, 03:26 PM
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kicked the fuck out
  

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it wasnt the EXACT same joke... :|
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Old 03-03-2009, 03:30 PM
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cam that shit!
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Old 03-03-2009, 03:31 PM
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Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
 

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
They rearranged the furniture while she was outside playing.

If that didn't work, how did they punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet.

What sucks the most about eating vegetables?
Having to put them back in the hospital bed when you're through.
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Old 03-03-2009, 08:34 PM
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Not really offensive, but all the other joke threads are dead.

-A man once told Chuck Norris that there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. Chuck proved him wrong by eating a Reese's while killing his dog.

-Chuck Norris' orgasm leaves an exit wound.
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Old 03-03-2009, 09:36 PM
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Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.

Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: You fuck her.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 97.5% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.





Q: How do you blind a Chinese person?
A: Put a windshield in front of him.

Q: Why don't men trust women?
A: Would you trust anything that bled for three days and didn't die?

Q: Why do doctors spank babies when they are born?
A: To knock the dicks off the dumb ones.

Q: What's the difference between snot and cauliflower?
A: Kids will eat snot.
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:29 PM
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So special, you feel it in your nuts.
  

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A lady and her husband have been arguing back and forth for some time. She makes an appointment to see her doctor and tells him, "My husband has been complaining that my pussy has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything." The doctor examines her, and then says, "Ma'am, you need an operation." She says, "On my pussy?" He says, "No, on your NOSE!"
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:30 PM
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What's grosser than gross?
When you ask your grandma what's for dinner and she sits on your face and says tuna.
What's grosser than that?
When you reply saying, I thought I said hold the mayo!
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