how much do you guys tip?

[n2tattoos.lol]

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

[jizzay]

OK, due to my being a restaurant manager and having to listen to servers whine over their tips and what not, I will weigh in on this with my personal experience and what I have observed. When I go out to a place and eat I generally start the meal thinking I will give 20%. Throughout the meal I evaluate the service and adjust. If a server is in a busy station and tries to give us attention to the best of her ability I will cut her some slack. If she is playing around and my drink goes empty or I have to wait for something I drop it 5 %. Remember a tip is not required, it is a gratuity. They get payed an hourly wage and tips should be based on performance only. Please remember to be patient and try to realize you are not the only guest in the store, you may not get her full attention all the time.

[scampr]

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yep, it would be like marriage

[Kyle E. Coyote]

10% on a tugjob, 15% on a blowjob, 20% on anything else.

[strommsarnac]

Depends on the service. %15 is a starting point. Less if they don't pay enough attention, forget stuff (like refilling my drink without my having to wait), etc. More if they get that stuff without me noticing.

If they totally suck, I leave a penny. That way they know I didn't just forget to leave a tip and that I'm telling them they sucked.

[Secnarf047]

At least I wasn't the only one who voted in a 2 year old poll.

As for tipping, in places I frequent, I tip like I'm drunk.
Fight Club scared me some.

[trekgod3]

I usually tip between 18 and 20 percent. We don't go anywhere fancy or expensive, so at most my tip is around 5 or 6 bucks.

[MrGoutHimself]

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I'm like that. I don't believe in tipping as much as overtipping, so I start thinking 25%, but every time they fuck something up or walk past me while my cup is empty and they're holding the fucking tea pitcher, I deduct. If it gets down far enough, I purposely leave a nickel.

[el_victorino]

Usually 20%. There's a Mexican place in town that I've been going to for 20 years or so where I tip 30%. That's mostly because when they see me coming they usually have a bucket of Coronas on tthe able waiting for me before I sit down.

When I was married the first time, we used to hang out with another couple, and I noticed that the husband was just about the cheapest motherfucker that ever lived. When it was their turn to pick up the check, he would never tip so I would usually end up making sure I was the last person at the table so I could drop a tip. That ended when one New Year's Eve he turned back to the table make sure he hadn't left something behind, and I saw him pick up and pocket the tip I had just left.

I don't hang out with them much anymore . . .

[Mr Handlebars]

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Actually, that's not being cheap, what he did is stealing. If the manager saw that he went back to the table after you put the money down, he would have been within his right to call the cops.

I'm glad you dumped the bitch.

Myself personally, I used to be in the service industry, so I usually tip 20% unless I was going out with some old friends of mine and he made good money and expect everyone to tip a minimum of 30% and would get mad at me if I sent my food back for being wrong. I think if I'm paying for it I should get it right the first time, that it's the waitress' job to see that it's right.