I believe it was heshe that came up with the greatest birthday song:
Your one year older, one year wiser.
Rock and roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser
A room full of friends, a mouthful of cake.
Every present is for you, and it feels pretty great.
Your the man of the hour, the V-I-P.
You get the first slice, of the P-I-E.
Blow out the candles, and make a wish.
Put a smile on, it's your birthday bitch!