04-09-2010, 07:23 PM
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HAE farted in the shower...
and the dropped a deuce. I hate that. Well that and having to squish the poop down the drain and then clean my toes without touching them. And then hope the old lady doesn't come in while it smells like shit and I am awkwardly hopping up and down on one foot in the shower chasing after little turd remnants that are swishing around the shower floor.
Or is that just me?
04-10-2010, 10:42 PM
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thats pretty messed up right there.
yes...fart in the shower all the time...
shit in the shower? No.
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04-11-2010, 02:42 AM
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i once had a gf that would open the door when i shower and fart in my direction. made me puke 3 times in 6 years. true story.
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04-11-2010, 02:50 AM
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You dated a girl for 6 years that would fart on you and make you puke?
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04-13-2010, 06:42 AM
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04-13-2010, 10:29 PM
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Max .... you've been hacking into the city surveillance systems again??
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04-11-2010, 10:01 PM
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and why did you let her do it 3 times?
WTF
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If you shit when you fart... you need to stop taking dicks in your ass bcuz your ass is probably entirely too loose.
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