03-19-2010, 11:55 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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I usually am productive, fucking NCAA tournament is on......my staff didn't do shit this afternoon either, other than watch basketball
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im...tiny...anal...hurts...
R.I.P. JMA
03-20-2010, 12:01 AM
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Well then your whole March will go down the tubes regarding productivity (or at least for the 1st couple rounds)
03-20-2010, 05:40 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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TIL that the walls of my apartment building are thin and that my neighbor is a douche. Apparently he get physical with women in the bad way (she yelled that he grabbed her violently) She's apparently an idiot, cause a few hours later, instead of leaving as she originally intended, I hear them fucking. Loudly.
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03-20-2010, 06:00 AM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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TIL taking chantix to quit smoking and drinking aids in sleep deprivation in me.
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BACON!
I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
03-20-2010, 06:45 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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TIL that spiritwolf considers his inflatable sex dolls to be real people.
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
03-20-2010, 06:51 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Post the audio track or didn't happen!
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
03-20-2010, 07:42 AM
This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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TIL that love means never having to say you're sorry, when you "accidentally" stick it in her ass.
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Don't invite me to your house.
Cause I'll fuck your mom.
03-20-2010, 07:44 AM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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TIL that no matter how late I finish my shift, or how much I think i'm owed a lie-in, i've got no fucking chance of getting it.
03-20-2010, 08:03 AM
This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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TIL that no matter how hot, rich, or talented she is, that some douche would rather bust a nut across some pin-ups tattooed forehead.
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Cause I'll fuck your mom.
03-20-2010, 10:03 AM
Waiting like a stalking butler
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be careful taking that shit. that's what they offered to employees when i worked at the hospital and they banned smoking on campus and had to change to something else cause it causes suicidal thoughts.
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