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Proper Manners Please! Be courteous of those behind you, and
If you've got a short willy lean forward so that the rest of us don't have to wear rubber fishermans boots, please.
I've gone so far as to walk up to a Couple in a restaurant after exiting the washroom and having seen her date in the washroom, say to the Woman, "just so you know, your date is the kind of man who doesn't wash his hands after going to the washroom."
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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Helps if you have a kid with you. I think the guy was going to get up and hit me but he saw my son sitting at the table waiting for me and the look on his dates face and cooled his jets.
On the other hand I can be rude for the sake of funny. I also was out for dinner with my girlfriend, and friends of hers. 2 of our dinners were late and the other "gentleman" had already finished his dinner, his girlfriend and I were about 1/2 way through ours when he pulled out a cigarette, flashed up his lighter and said "Mind if I smoke?" Now, I'd been waiting years to say this and so I replied: "Mind if I Fart?" His girlfriend laughed so hard she sprayed food all over the table, he burst out laughing and extinguished his lighter and my girlfriend just about crawled under the table.
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Someone in the urinal industry should go ahead and turn a row of urinals into the horse race game with the pressure sensitive targets like they have at carnivals.
If I ever open up a bar, this thing is fuckin' getting installed. No one would ever waste their urine on the ground so you won't be mopping up much and then you could actually charge people to piss with an entry. Plus, people would be downing beers as quick as possible just so they could reload on urine for the game.
Win, win.
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You must not live with a woman. Bitches know when you piss in the sink.
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Wait till you get in the bathtub and hope your old lady doesn't come into the bathroom and smell it before you can push it down the drain.
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You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!