The asshole...what is your take?

[slipple]

I don't like them and I have a phobia about them. I don't want to touch them or lick them and I don't want mine touched or licked. People say I am missing out especially this new girl I am dating. All she wants to do is toss my salad or stick a finger in my ass. She thinks there is something wrong with me cause I don't want to do anything to her asshole. I just don't feel like there is something missing like it is some mystery I have to solve. I can live the rest of my life without having any sexual contact with the asshole.

I am more curious if this is something common or something only few people take issue with.