05-03-2010, 06:10 PM
Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
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MEGADOUCHE's COCK is so big, it calls MEGADOUCHE "little guy"
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You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.
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fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
05-04-2010, 09:15 AM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Megadouche's cock is so big (and black) it was the stand-in actor for Michael Clarke Duncan in 'The Green Mile'.
05-04-2010, 03:54 PM
Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
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Megadouche's cock is so big that when it was it was the stand-in actor for Michael Clarke Duncan in 'The Green Mile', they offered MDC the role of Kingpin in Daredevil first!
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You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.
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n2tattoos.lol
fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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jo_dile
LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
05-05-2010, 08:34 AM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Megadouche's cock is so big that when he was called in to assist in an operation to split siamese twins they ended up as quadruplets.
05-10-2010, 04:46 PM
gimmebeer or gimmepussy
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MDC went to an orgy once, that night inspired the lilliput part of "gulliver's travels"
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ALL my links are borrowed from someone nicer than me
05-10-2010, 05:46 PM
Megadouche's cock will be a shoe in to win the
DSF Cock of the Month award.
Nobody even measures up!
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05-10-2010, 05:48 PM
I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Mega's Cock was ousted as head of Apple because Steve Jobs is a bigger dick
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R.I.P The Snake
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Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
Nothing I post is mine
05-10-2010, 08:01 PM
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SlickRicksDick is the og cock.
05-11-2010, 10:53 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Mega's cock was here...
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
05-12-2010, 11:27 PM
Overheard at Mega's last party:
"Mega is that a space shuttle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
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