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Old 06-28-2013, 11:45 AM
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Old 06-28-2013, 11:51 AM
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Maybe you can take this as an apology song.

Imagining you're far away
Just searching for the words to say
I feel it when you fall apart
Our lives are our greatest art

I don't wanna change your mind
Coz I accept you for everything you are and will be
Stay here with me now

The only thing that our hearts are made of
Are the acts of forgiveness and love
The only thing real when push comes to shove
Are the acts of forgiveness and love
'Cause in the end no one loses or wins
The story begins again and again
With forgiveness and love

You don't ever have to read my mind
You can see it when you close your eyes
Don't believe it when you lose your faith
Another moment is a moment away

I can't tell you what the future holds
Or how to live
All I know is what feels right lights up my life again and again

The only thing that our hearts are made of
Are the acts of forgiveness and love
The only thing real when push comes to shove
Are the acts of forgiveness and love
'Cause in the end no one loses or wins
The story begins again and again
With forgiveness and love

Let's jump the sun
Let's find forever
Where does the time go?
Just live your life
You'll get another today, today, today
Forgiveness and love

'Cause in the end no one loses or wins
The story begins again and again
With forgiveness and love

Let's jump the sun.... [fade to end]
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Old 06-28-2013, 11:53 AM
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STOP MIND FUCKING ME WITH OVERUSING THE EMOTICONS LIKE I DO WHEN POSTING THIS SHIT!

Serious, the last time I ate Taco Bell, I wrote better songs than this out of my ass. A lot.
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:02 PM
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Meow, I wouldn't even post her so much if you didn't do such cute things like dig up girls covered in period blood memes and some rather classic vomit gifs.

How about we have a 4'th of July BBQ together and put this whole thing past us.

I hopped off the plane at L.A.X.
With a dream and my cardigan
Welcome to the land of fame excess,
Am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
And a Jay-Z song was on
And a Jay-Z song was on
And a Jay-Z song was on

[Chorus:]
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like yeah
Movin' my hips like yeah
I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be OK
Yeah, it's a party in the USA
Yeah, it's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's looking at me now
Like "Who's that chick that's rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town"

So hard with my girls not around me
It's definitely not a Nashville party
'cause all I see are stilettos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
And a Britney song was on
And a Britney song was on
And a Britney song was on

[Chorus]

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me every time (every time)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:06 PM
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Fucker, I actually have heard that one and now it's stuck in my head.

We need a jail to put the people that are in jail and extra suck into. Lol.
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:08 PM
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I understand that my words have been meaningless, it is all about action.

Let us reflect upon this.

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
Woohoo
[x2]

I'm alone,its just me
And im watchin' tv
And im always,oh so bored at home

I get up,I get out
Drive my car way downtown
Keep on calling,but your never around

See my friends out tonight
Under these city lights
In the club 'til someone starts a fight
And we get in the car
So know,where you are
So pissed off,always hangin 'round

And im so tired..
Your fired!

Im so jealous,restless,relentless
Thats just me
I'm so crazy,lately
Come on,let it be
Don't make me beg for the things I need
You know what they say
When theres a will theres a way
Lies are free,talk is cheap

Now we're out in the street
And we're sweatin' the heat
And we move with the traffic
And the beat

I dont care if you choke
When you light up your smoke
Its the one thing I cant call my own

It's so tragic..
I'm so manic!

I'm so jealous,restless,relentless
Thats just me
I'm so crazy,lately
Come on,let it be
Don't make me beg for the things I need
You know what they say
When theres a will theres a way
Lies are free,talk is cheap

Ay ay ay ay ay ay ya ya
Woohoo Woohoo

I'm so tired..
Your fired!

I'm so jealous,restless,relentless
Thats just me
I'm so crazy,lately
Come on,let it be
Don't make me beg for the things I need
You know what they say
When theres a will theres a way
Lies are free,talk is cheap

Ay ay ay ay ay ya ya ay
Woohoo Woohoo
[x4]

Talk is cheap

Lies are free,talk is cheap.


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Old 06-28-2013, 12:08 PM
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I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
 

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I suggest you dress up like your favorite person. Prolly need this when you get out:

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Old 06-28-2013, 12:13 PM
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I put on that white skin tight outfit she was wearing for 3 weeks. I presented and everything, but no one is paying attention.

Guess my milkshake doesn't bring the other boys to the yard, they're all going for the bigger moobs down the cell block.
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:14 PM
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Damn, can't edit.

Forgot to say, back to the Miley flat chest board.
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:16 PM
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Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
 

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Why is this all I can think about when I read this?

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