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05-14-2010, 01:07 AM
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Miss USA hopefuls racy photos
I guess there is some controversy surrounding this years' Miss USA hopefuls...
They say these photos are too racy! I say HOGWASH! These photos are a step closer to seeing them all naked! A little more skin, a little more sex, and they might get the ratings they've been looking for! Anyways the story is here Code:
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.  Alaska  Arizona  Arkansas  CALIFORNIA!!!  Colorado  Connecticut  DC (Eliminated for not being a State!)  Delaware  Florida  Georgia  Hawaii  Idaho  Illinois  Indiana  Iowa  Kansas  Kentucky  Louisiana  Maine  Maryland  Massachusetts  Michigan  Minnesota  Mississippi  Missouri 
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05-14-2010, 01:24 AM
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Continued...
Montana
 Nebraska  Nevada  New Hampshire  New Jersey  New Mexico  New York  North Carolina  North Dakota  Ohio  Oklahoma  Oregon  Pennsylvania  Rhode Island  South Carolina  South Dakota  Tennessee  Texas  Utah  Vermont  Virginia  Washington  West Virginia  Wisconsin  Wyoming 
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"I only came here to do two things tonight: drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer."
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05-14-2010, 03:13 AM
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The Semifinalists!
I started drinking and I'm avoiding studying for a final tomorrow so I'm gonna continue to judge this bitch based only on the pics (Racy, Swimsuit and Evening).
Sorry if you disagree! I have problems with fake tits, and fake chicks in general. I melt at dark haired girls with blue or green eyes. I'm sure this will be extremely biased! Miss Alabama!  What a cutie! She's got that innocent look, but that twinkle in her eye says, "I take it in the poop-chute!" Miss California!  Alright, so I'm from California, but that racy photo is hawt! I think it's the fish net leggings. Her racy photo looks like she has a boob job, but the swimsuit pic makes it hard to tell. I like her smile none-the-less! Miss Idaho!   Wow, she's gorgeous! My type of chick, dark hair, green/blue eyes; there's only one problem... It looks like she might be cross-eyed!?! Anyone else see it? Miss Indiana!   Another dark-haired, light-eyed beauty! Her upper lip is missing, but hopefully that means she talks less, and swallows more! Miss Iowa!   And to top the list of hot chicks from the 'I' States is Iowa. I can't even say anything bad about this chick, she's gorgeous! And that thing she does with her leg in her evening gown photo is oh so sexy and inviting! Miss Louisiana!   Very cute chick! She needs to lose the bangs, and her evening gown sucks arse! But overall, the Louisiana Purchase was totally legit, if not for this chick alone. Miss Michigan!   This chick just looks Dirty! Like suck me off in the confessional booth dirty! Like stick her finger in my ass (no homo) when I cum and lick her finger after dirty! Miss Minnesota!  She's like a little innocent girl I want to do bad things to (no pedophilia)! Rockin' body!
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"I only came here to do two things tonight: drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer." Last edited by AngryManny : 05-14-2010 at 03:20 AM.
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05-14-2010, 03:21 AM
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The Semifinalists Continued!
Miss Mississippi!
  That's one hell of a push up bra in her racy photo because her tits seem to disappear in her swimsuit photo! Still, I would lick whip cream out of her snatch until the bottle was empty! Miss Missouri!   Very Sexy Woman! Looks like she knows how to please a man, or her dad! Her tits look huge in her evening dress too. I still can't believe how big that arch is in St. Louis. Miss Montana!   What a sweetheart! Check out her abs in her swimsuit pic, that's fucking nice! I could skip my cum beads off that shit! Miss New York!  Exotic beauty! The evening gown is beautiful too (no homo). Miss Oregon!   She's like the girl-next-door type who I would spy on. Very cute girl, always smiling for some reason (maybe because she's beautiful). Sara Jean Underwood went to college at Oregon State, so I'm a little Biased when I see another blond bombshell from Oregon. Miss South Carolina!   Never had a bad time in South Carolina! Cute and Classy from Carolina, makes me think of a country song or some shit. Miss Texas!   Texas holds the most titles for Miss USA, 9 to be specific. California is second with 5, so it goes to say they know how to grow them in Texas. When I went to Texas I thought I would be surrounded with arrogant bastards, but overall I was impressed! And their chicks are legit, go to Austin for a Longhorns game and you will realize that they must recruit chicks only for their sex appeal because that place is awesome! She's probably been doing pageants her whole life, and she's damn good at it. Her evening gown is stupid, but her hair is beautiful (no homo)! Miss Wyoming!   Demetri Martin once said that the easier it is to draw a state, the harder it is to live in that state (sorry Wyoming). This girl proves the opposite! Very beautiful, supermodel beautiful...and you know she knows how to use a gun! Now that's hot!
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"I only came here to do two things tonight: drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer." Last edited by AngryManny : 05-14-2010 at 03:24 AM.
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05-14-2010, 05:40 AM
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The Finalists!
Alright, this is lucky beer number 13 and I have only studied a chapter of my final tomorrow!
Miss Iowa!!  Alright, this is my girl! She has it all and then some! She's got a +1,200 rating on sportsbook.com, but I think she's better than great! Love this fuckin' chick Miss Montana!!  How could you say no to that face!?! Could you buy me some tampax? Sure fucking thing! Could you be nice to my mom, for sure! Although she's rated +6,000 on sportsbook.com, I'd have to say she's beautiful in my book! Montana has never won the title either! Miss South Carolina!! She's still classy in my book! Only +2,500 in sportsbook, I think she's grand! Miss Texas!!   In all respects Texas should win this fucker! With only a +1,200 on sportbook, I can only assume she was made for this shit! Miss Wyoming!!  I really love this chick! Wyoming has never won this shit either. She's definately worth a kick in the nuts, and therefore the crown! Sportsbook has her at +3,500! WTF, Seriously? I would eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from! BTW, California was the lowest odds on sportsbook, with +500! Seriously! Damn it, should've stuck to my roots...
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"I only came here to do two things tonight: drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer." Last edited by AngryManny : 05-14-2010 at 05:43 AM.
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05-14-2010, 06:05 AM
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And The WINNER Is...
Miss IOWA!!!
15+ beers it's time to decide! I like this chick, a lot...Really, if I could get her number and address I would make the drive to her house just to stalk her! Her name is Katherine Anna Connors, and I think she'll win this shit!
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"I only came here to do two things tonight: drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer."
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02-20-2011, 11:13 PM
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